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Posted by ParoDasek (Member # 10947) on :
 
What was this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I saw a post in here, but it was getting eaten... by some linux, or something.

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--PJ

[ September 08, 2007, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
 
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
Whistled.
 
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
 
Why whistled? Just because you disagree with the political leaning of a poster, doesn't mean you can shoot them down and take their writing off the web. I thought the point about "free mature women thumb" was illustrative.
 
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
 
I don't even want to know why it goes from porn links to "training your golden retriever puppy."

--Mel
 
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
 
lol
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
Wow, this complaint bot is eerily synchronous!
quote:
I have been meaning to write this letter for some time now and, in light of recent developments, I believe it is appropriate. But before I continue, allow me to explain that ParoDasek's backers are merely ciphers. ParoDasek is the one who decides whether or not to shower incoherent spoiled brats with undeserved encomia. ParoDasek is the one who gives out the orders to smear people of impeccable character and reputation. And ParoDasek is the one trying to conceal how I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to instill a sense of responsibility and maturity in those who retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population. We need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with ParoDasek. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then ParoDasek is clearly going to be the first to go. For ParoDasek's featherbrained plans to succeed, it needs to "dumb down" our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "scientificoreligious" and "individualistic". They will be incapable of comprehending that it is not news that crime unpunished is crime rewarded. What speaks volumes, though, is that the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, its goombahs tend to fall into the mistaken belief that we're supposed to shut up and smile when it says caustic, deceitful things, mainly because they live inside a ParoDasek-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. Sorry for babbling so much, but compared to scurrilous calumniators like ParoDasek, every pimp is a man of honor.

 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
So close [Frown]
 
Posted by Tara (Member # 10030) on :
 
It's like the hard drive of a porn star robot suddenly crashed.
 


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