Hatrack River Forum: Spam Whistle Race #40

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Posted by Hinililljek (Member # 11062) on :

Hardly a race -- JonHecht takes it by about 6 hours. Sorry it took so long to get here -- contrary to popular belief, the Janitorial Staff does sleep.

[ October 08, 2007, 10:18 AM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :

Come on, lets hope I called it in time. Comp lagged a bit.

Edit: I was pretty prompt and no replies since, so I think I won.

HUZZAH! Victory is mine!

Edit2:
http://cranck.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/goku_vs_superman.jpg
Awesome picture.

[ October 08, 2007, 03:46 AM: Message edited by: JonHecht ]

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Lesbain videios?

What are you, hard of spelling?

Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :

what's funny is that googlebombing forums doesn't work if you're bombing the links to misspelled words.

Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :

I thought the title to this thread said "sperm-" instead of "spam-".

Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JonHecht:
Edit2:
http://cranck.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/goku_vs_superman.jpg
Awesome picture.

Superman would so own that little runt.

Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :

*Waits for the shout of a million anime fans*

I agree, but I found a bunch of debates online, and half the people seem to think that Goku would win, despite the fact that it's bloody Superman.

a) Superman can't die except for Kryptonite, they showed that when he came back to life after Doomsday [Wink]

b) He can't lose, Goku has died several times.

c) If you've ever watched the show then you know that Goku is dumber than rock, whereas Superman... well he is blessed with Kryptonian genius.

d) It's Superman!

Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :

But Batman against Superman... [Wink]

Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :

I heard that debate once and saw a screen-capture from a comic where Supes helps Batman out unasked, so Batman, being Batman, is pissed and takes a swing at Supes. Superman moves out of the way so quickly that there is still an afterimage. He then says something along the lines of "Typical, try that again and I promise I won't move... and that every bone in your hand will be broken." If they got into a serious fight then Batman wouldn't have time to take out kryptonite, just as Goku wouldn't have 25 minutes to charge up to super saijan, or do one of his long attacks that takes a minute to say the name of before he can do it... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *thud*... so much for Kamehameha.

Edit: I just glanced at the finished product and realized that apparently I don't know how to separate paragraphs. I would work through it and find good places to divide, but It would be tedious.
My apologies.

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

According to continuity, Batman has the largest cache of Kryptonite on Earth, reserved just in case Superman goes bad.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

That is sooo Batman.

But what is Superman going to do if Batman goes bad and uses it against him?

Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :

Call the JLA.

Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :

Is it just me, or are these spam threads getting more frequent? [Angst]