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Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
LOLCAT Bible translation wiki

Genesis 1:1
quote:
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da earths, but he no eated it.
O_O
 
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
The Book of Revelation is extra weird now.
 
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
 
John 3:16-17

quote:
16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'

17. Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!"


 
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
 
Oh man, this is wicked awesome.

Job 1:18-19
quote:

18 And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege.
19 "Ur sunz howse feld over and skishded evryones. Sry."


 
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
 
Mm. There's a reason most lolcat captions are short.
 
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
 
I prefer the laugh out loud cats, which pay homage to the originator of modern "LOLcat" humor, Aloysius "Gorilla" Koford.
 
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
 
Cayla had asked me the meaning of "sacrilegious" just this morning. How timely. [Eek!]
 
Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :
 
"I prefer the laugh out loud cats, which pay homage to the originator of modern "LOLcat" humor, Aloysius "Gorilla" Koford."

Methinks that's fake.
 
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
 
NO. WAY.

Edit: I mean, NO WAI.
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
Revelation 1 is brilliant. [Smile]
 
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
 
Actually, even in kitteh-speak, somehow the power of the writing comes through.

quote:
I has gold, so you can has riches; an I has white clothz, so you can stop bein nakee; an I has fixin stuff for yr eyez, so you can see. Let me show you them.

 
Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :
 
"Actually, even in kitteh-speak, somehow the power of the writing comes through."

Actually, I noticed the same thing in a couple of passages.
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
Mark 1
quote:
"14." Aftr John wuz arrestid (LOLPWND!!!1), Jesus came into Galilee, tellin all teh kittinz about teh good newz of teh Ceiling Cat,

 
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
 
John 3 again.

quote:
9. Nicodemus sez, "I doez not get it." [Frown]

10. "Den ur not gud teecher," sed Jesus. Burn!


 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Some of the psalms are actually still rather moving.
 
Posted by Threads (Member # 10863) on :
 
quote:
Oh, also, hai from Baby Jesus, who iz liek totally leet. Srsly. To Baby Jesus who totally luvz us an died 4 us an stuff,

You r awsum, thx.


 
Posted by Loren (Member # 9539) on :
 
I'm not usually the sort of person who enjoys this kind of thing, but I have to say that this is one of the best translations/interpretations of John 1:5 ever:

quote:
Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."

 
Posted by cassv746 (Member # 11173) on :
 
Oh wow. I've never seen this. After Genesis 1:1. I was laughing. these cats crack me up.
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Exodus 4-5 is making me laugh really really hard. Exodus 5 has a picture, too.
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by King of Men:
Mm. There's a reason most lolcat captions are short.

Agreed. There's the occasional gem though.
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
Exodus 20:8-10:

quote:
Remembur caturday An keep holy. U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K? Caturday, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me.

 
Posted by amira tharani (Member # 182) on :
 
I love the "too many peeps" graphic on Genesis 5.
Psalm 23 is pretty fun too.
 
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 
James 1:5-8

quote:
So leik dat was a little confusing mebe so you can ask Ceiling Cat for the FAQ.6 But don't ask anyone else cuz dey wont have the most recent FAQ vershun. Only Ceiling Cat, k?7 But Ceiling Cat is reelly buzy sometimes so u cant has cheezberger for sure. But sometimes u can.8 And don't be a spaz about it.

 
Posted by C3PO the Dragon Slayer (Member # 10416) on :
 
I love it! I should bring the Proof that Ceiling Cat Exists stuff into the "Why Do We Assume that God is good?" thread.
 
Posted by Starsnuffer (Member # 8116) on :
 
Lolz
 


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