"my colonoscopy"
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
"My Bob Saget fantasy"
Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :
oh dear.
*scrubs brain*
it's not working!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
"Why I hate Orson Scott Card"
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
"Gerbils have more dark meat than hamsters"
Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :
*scrubs brain more*
argh.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
"Abe Vigoda Nude"
Posted by Fusiachi (Member # 7376) on :
"Top 10 Darfur Jokes"
"Where Can I Buy Viagra Online?"
"Tubgirl vs. Goatse"
"Dr. Price: Redux"
Posted by Dobbie (Member # 3881) on :
"Worst possible thread titles"
Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :
Ahh, Dr. Price. I was wondering how long it would take.
Posted by Fusiachi (Member # 7376) on :
quote:Originally posted by steven: Ahh, Dr. Price. I was wondering how long it would take.
By no means was that intended as a critique of Dr. Price--it's just a thread that I'd prefer not to see.
Posted by LargeTuna (Member # 10512) on :
"Lets get all ugly people banned from television"
Posted by LargeTuna (Member # 10512) on :
"How much cocaine is too much cocaine?"
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
"Two girls one cup"
(if you don't get the reference, for the love of all that's good in the world, don't look it up)
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Ah, urban dictionary was sufficient.
Yet, *wince*
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
In my defense, I did warn you.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Indeed you did! And that kept me from looking at any footage. I thank you.
(however, my curiosity got the better of me, as it usually does. text was enough)
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
"Where have I heard this? 'That's the beauty of it...it doesn't DO anything!'"
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Morbo "wins" the thread.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
"Ellen Hopkins named the official expert on Mormonism"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"Mahna Mahna -- check it out!"
Posted by Starsnuffer (Member # 8116) on :
"...." "Don't you hate (insert ethnicity, religion, etc.)"
Edit: first line made more... derogatory.
Edit: first line made less... present. Leaving it there just seems too much like saying a racist joke isn't racist because it's a joke. You're right that it would be a really bad thread title, though. --PJ
[ November 25, 2007, 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
Whoa... line crossed
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
"Ender's Game movie: who should play Ender?"
Not that I don't want to see the movie (someday). But this topic has been beaten to death and arisen in new shambling zombie horrors over and over.
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
I'm going to be hated for this I'm sure...
"New Radiohead Album"
Posted by Starsnuffer (Member # 8116) on :
Sorry... I wasn't sure if there was a line. On that note, I think I'll break it some more...
"I <3 insert sociopath name here" "Starving children are hard-working children: the benefits of child abuse"
Really, I do not BELIEVE in any of my proposed thread titles, I do feel that they are are possible "worst thread titles"
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
"Don't click on this thread, or your secret crush will die."
"How to make your senior citizen parent(s) living at your home profitable."
"I'm going on a trip to Timbuktu, any Hatrackers want to meet up?!"
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
"How can I make my parents realize I'm really a noble DRAGON, not a lousy hyooman like them?"
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
"OSC, I Challenge Thee - REDUX!!!"
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
quote:Circumcision is the product of jewish barbarism
Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :
"So how many goats do I have to sacrifice to the dark lord?"
Posted by C3PO the Dragon Slayer (Member # 10416) on :
" "
"I don't really want to provoke anyone, but honestly, my life has been really lousy lately, and schools in Darfur need to have teachers and Iraqi soldiers and religious facism is totally gay but I mean that in the nicest possible way to all you homosexuals out there I'm not homophobic oh my god this is totally like whatever okay sorry for bothering you guys see you later bye!"
"What's up with <insert Hatrack user here>"
"Is this joke funny?"
":dude :cool :peekaboo"
"This thread is the best"
I know we have, or had, at least three of those.
"Hi everyone I'm new here and I haven't a clue what this website is about but I'm sure there's lots of partying but what the **** does OSC mean?"
"I found the meaning of life! It's in my closet!"
"Who is in charge of the ads here?"
Come to think of it, I might make a thread like that because the "DO NOT CLICK THIS UNLESS YOU ARE 18" ads are really annoying.
"DO NOT CLICK THIS UNLESS YOU ARE 18"
"Technologyism - everybody mocks my religion!"
Technologyism, by the way, is a fake religion a wiki contributor tried to advocate. He pretended to be an apprentice prophet that predicted an internet battle on the fourth moon after a day of four Wikipedia vandal attacks.
"How do I turn my computer on?"
<insert any of the following words in a casual sentence: religion, abortion, Microsoft, gay>
These key words will get a thread more attention than it likely deserves.
"Hi everyone! I'm Bill Gates and I'm willing to pay someone for a tour around this site!"
That one sickens me. It is the absolute worst thread title I can conceive. Though Javert's last idea is a close second.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
"Keys to the Universe revealed--Mayfly"
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
"In defense of Palestinian abortion providers who support Hezbollah and pro-polygamy Mormon splinter sects... (links included, NSFW, spoilers)"
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
"Post on this thread, kill a kitten."
"Post now or I'll eat my cute bunny Rosencrantz"
"I uze the best spill checker"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
L@@K! V14GR4!
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
"I'm leaving Hatrack."
"Two Word Thread"
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
"I hear you have great golfing here!"
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
"Will someone tell me how to bless this cow when I slaughter it to make it kosher?"
Posted by LargeTuna (Member # 10512) on :
"win a date with Tante Shvester, Click here"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<_< >_>
>_<
Posted by Shawshank (Member # 8453) on :
Ah. Now that's just mean.
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
I keep clicking but I still don't have a date.
Posted by steven (Member # 8099) on :
"I keep clicking but I still don't have a date.
Hee hee. Tante's straight. However, I see why you like her.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:Originally posted by The Pixiest: I keep clicking but I still don't have a date.
Did you enter your credit card information correctly?