[ December 12, 2007, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
Urgent? Poor kids are going to starve if we don't all get some free porn post haste!
Posted by Pegasus (Member # 10464) on :
no thanks!
whistled.
EDIT: I'm still wondering about the 696 reference...
Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :
Free porn!!!!
Edit: I assume 696 is like 69, except more.
Posted by Pegasus (Member # 10464) on :
yeah, but... but...
*trying to not think about it*
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
You know why 77 is better than 69?
Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
Yeah, but 69 anal? I'm not sure I want to work out whether thats even anatomically possible.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
It's a freakin' cornucopia! Posted by Pegasus (Member # 10464) on :
After looking up 77 in the urban dictionary I have learned more than I ever needed to know Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I've never heard it used as slang; it was just an old joke to me.
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
I misread Mpgs as Maps. Made the prospects of what this thread offered much less attractive...
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I did too, Architraz Warden! Bizarre that we both misread it in that way.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
It astonishes me to think that someone out there believes we need to be reminded that the Internet offers free porn.
Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :
quote:It astonishes me to think that someone out there believes we need to be reminded that the Internet offers free porn.
What?!! WHERE?!!! Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon: I did too, Architraz Warden! Bizarre that we both misread it in that way.
3 of us out there geographizin'.
Man, the scenery sure ... nah, I can't say it.
But yeah, I would've sworn it said "Anal Adult Maps." I was seriously hoping the "adult" was rather redundant for this, and I figured it was a play on "couldn't find his *** with both hands."
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
I didn't even get that far. They had me at "anal."
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
This thread title makes me gag.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Four of us misread it as "maps."
Y'know, I've never been so glad that we have image code disabled on this forum. *gag*
Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
Add me to the "maps" crowd, too. I was very confused.
Posted by scholar (Member # 9232) on :
I also misread it.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Do proctologists rely on anal maps when they're first starting out? I can imagine that it'd be awkward to have to stop and ask the patient for directions.
Posted by Pegasus (Member # 10464) on :
quote:Originally posted by scholar: I also misread it.
Count me as #7
Posted by Fusiachi (Member # 7376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: Four of us misread it as "maps."
Y'know, I've never been so glad that we have image code disabled on this forum. *gag*
Well, I bit the bullet. Most of the images linked are relatively harmless shots of couples in various sexual positions. I was kind of bummed, to be honest.
Disabling the IMG tag was a move of tremendous foresight. Not only does it save us from unsavory spam, but it also prevents lolCatz from rearing their ugly heads.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
None of the spambots that visit the other forums I frequent post actual images. They want you to go to their sites, after all.
F., did you click on them on this page? *frown* I'm pretty sure doing do lists Hatrack as the referrer, and makes us prone to more spam. A better way would be to mouseover for the (correct) URL (or cut and paste it from properties) and post it in a new tab or window. Assuming, of course, you're not worried about spyware or viruses.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Pegasus:
quote:Originally posted by scholar: I also misread it.
Count me as #7
What is wrong with you people? Maps? That's just messed up.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
See, I thought it was Audit Mpgs. You know, YouTube videos of nervous businessmen and taxpayers getting audited.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Hey, I think one of those links has Carol Burnett in it!
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
I thought it was maps too.
Posted by Fusiachi (Member # 7376) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: None of the spambots that visit the other forums I frequent post actual images. They want you to go to their sites, after all.
F., did you click on them on this page? *frown* I'm pretty sure doing do lists Hatrack as the referrer, and makes us prone to more spam. A better way would be to mouseover for the (correct) URL (or cut and paste it from properties) and post it in a new tab or window. Assuming, of course, you're not worried about spyware or viruses.
I cut and pasted into a new tab the url listed in the link text. No real interest in the links, just the images that didn't quite make it. The intention of the spammer was to post images as links. Run of the mill porn with 'click here for video' superimposed.
Viruses and spyware probably aren't going to cause me many problems. Not too many people writing linux-based malware, as it were.
And no, I never (ever) click on the spam links posted on Hatrack. That, as you noted, would be a terrible idea.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
I didn't misread it. Some of the spam leads to "map" pages, however. (I didn't click the links, just moused over.)
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
Oh my gosh! This is URGENT! If I don't read this message, I might...
Uh...
Well, I'm sure the moment within which the message might have been considered urgent has passed by now, at any rate...
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
quote:Just follow these simple steps: 1) [color=green]Click on[/color] the [color=blue][u]THIS LINK[/u][/color] or [color=blue]SCREENSHOT[/color] you like 2) When [color=blue]Message Box[/color] appears CLICK [color=red]CONTINUE[/color] BUTTON to download and install special software that helps to WATCH ADULT VIDEOS FOR FREE NOW!
Wow, all I have to do is download and install special software to watch free adult videos now? What a deal! I can't believe there's no catch!
Hmmm... where are all these pop-up ads coming from? Oh, well, I'm off to Amazon and PayPal to enter in all my credit card numbers and passwords. See you around.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
It's sad that this thread is getting more posts than most other threads on the first page...
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Including yours.
Posted by adfectio (Member # 11070) on :
Well this thread really does have a lot more to offer. We need to make sure that it stays right at the very tip-top of the board.
*bump* Posted by kmbboots (Member # 8576) on :
I believe I am number 9 in the maps crowd.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
That's better than being number 9 on the map, certainly.
Posted by kmbboots (Member # 8576) on :
ooo...yes.
And "9" when counting? Not so much this.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Can't we change the title on this thread? Seriously...ew. The words urgent, free and anal...ew.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Originally posted by kmbboots:
And "9" when counting? Not so much this.
Definitely not.
Posted by kmbboots (Member # 8576) on :
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tammy: Can't we change the title on this thread? Seriously...ew. The words urgent, free and anal...ew.
I think Papa Janitor's mod powers are not like the encompassing administer powers -- i.e., he has to send a message about something and wait for a reply before he is able to access the edit-other-posts function.
Edited to add: I'm sure it's being worked on, but I bet there is some delay in getting a message back. I sympathize with the sentiment, though.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
PJ can edit posts and thread titles. My guess is that he's just out of pocket this morning.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:Originally posted by El JT de Spang: PJ can edit posts and thread titles. My guess is that he's just out of pocket this morning.
Ah! Well, then that instead.
I don't know where I got the idea that his powers were more limited.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
Probably you were thinking he's just Batman. When, really, he's Superman. Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
Heh, he locked the Judeo-Christan thread prior to arriving in this one. People must have whistled the other one an obscene amount of times...
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
It's much easier to be offended by religious discussions that FREE porn.
I think porn is one of those universals that people of all races, religions, and creeds can be equally offended by.
Really, it's rather refreshing that it's bringing us all closer together. I love you guys!
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