Heh-heh-heh. Looks like this one might have value as a cheese-ball B movie thrill ride.
I've noticed since 2002 that studios have been pumping out more and more high profile projects in March. It's practically become one of -the- months you can count on for tentpoles.
Maybe they finally noticed that the (generally) crappy January films and shallow February films have most movie fans hungry long before May?