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Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.

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Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

Nice "straight" news piece done by the Onion on "Iron Man" trailer fan worries.
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Scenes that weren't even in the trailer!!! Red Light!!!

As we were getting ready to watch Enchanted, my kids were actually talking about their favorite parts of the trailer. Would you believe my favorite part of the trailer wasn't even in the movie? When the bus driver calls Prince Edward a "tights wearing freak".
 

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Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
 
pooka,

I was just discussing this with a coworker and he pointed out that if this story had been about "Snakes on a Plane" it would have been true.
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
The thing I like about today's fast moving trailers is the sensation you get of being shot repeatedly by strings of glowing text that explain what's going on.

BANG!

"The trailer..."

BANG!

"That will change your mind"

BANG!

"About whether $9.75 is too much"

BANG!

"To pay for a movie"
 

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Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
This goes down as one of my favorite Onion pieces. And that's saying a lot.
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
I'm watching it again to get the text crawl. "Canadian dollar store crap now equal to American dollar store crap." Oh, wait, the next one was kind of disgusting. Cancel that.
 

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Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
 
And remember that by law every trailer with a voice-over narration is required by law to feature the word, "Now..."
 

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Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
Aww, man, that's a great video!
 

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