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Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

Winning dress in the annual "Toilet Paper Wedding Dress" competition.

Well, I suppose in the current economy this is actually a wise idea.

Other entries in this year's contest.

[ June 22, 2008, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Puffy Treat ]

Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :

Wait...the winner only got $1000?

Lame...

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

I'm flushed with excitement.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

None of them are as crappy as entries in "paper dress" contests often seem to end up. Overall, the entries from every year I could find bowled me over. These women (I didn't see any men) really seem to have a handle on how to turn tp into beautiful gowns.

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

2005 , 2006 , 2007 , 2008

[ June 23, 2008, 01:36 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

The link marked "2008" leads to the "2007" page again.

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
None of them are as crappy

Pun unintended, I hope. [Wink]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Pun intended, I hope.... [Big Grin]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I worked hard to find appropriate puns that weren't just a waste of space. A few are a bit of a strain on the grammar, but I hope you'll forgive that in the tradition of pun threads.

Posted by EmpSquared (Member # 10890) on :

"Bowled" and "handle" too.

Come on, people.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

*cough*waste*cough*strain*cough*

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

They really wiped me out.

[ June 23, 2008, 11:08 AM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

No...............kidding? (what were you expecting?!)

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

For a thread on such a light, fluffy topic, this is seeing a lot of movement.

Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :

Just another regular entry in the log book of artistic uses of household materials.

Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :

This is really ripe territory for Triumph the Insult Comic dog.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

It took me a while to notice this conversation, but I finally became aware that the thread's hits were climbing quickly, and thought I'd take a look and see what all of the commodetion was about. I'm glad that I finally did, though; lately I've been feeling the urge two ply my punning skills.

[edited to correct for awkwardness. No further puns were added to this post in the editing process]

[ June 23, 2008, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

And the puns keep rolling in.. Everyone here loves To Ply the words of the english language into odd contortions.

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

I'll bet the losers were really pissed off.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

quote:
Originally posted by The Pixiest:
And the puns keep rolling in.. Everyone here loves To Ply the words of the english language into odd contortions.

Everyone 'cept Tick. Tanks for reminding me of the scorn he has for pun threads, Pixiest. Why don't you just pour a little lemon juice on it while you're at it?

Posted by lol_kitteh (Member # 11664) on :

OOPS. I PLAYD WIF TEH TOILET PAPR.

BUT I DIDNT MEEN 2.