Hatrack River Forum: Michael Bay's rejected spec script for "The Dark Knight"

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Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

Yeah, it's a fake. It's also a scream.

Slight language advisory.

[ July 08, 2008, 12:01 PM: Message edited by: Puffy Treat ]

Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :

"We hack the Internet." LMAO

Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :

"But which internet do we hack?"
"All of them."

[ROFL]

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

"She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world."

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

shots of the Pentagon

shots of the Pentagon

shots of the Pentagon...

***

The action's not over yet though, because in the distance are five more highways and, on top of them, a bridge.

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

I had to stop reading this. Too much funny, and I'm at work.

Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :

I keep getting shivers thinking Shia is Batman.

Posted by TL (Member # 8124) on :

Oh man, this is hilarious...

quote:
BRUCE: Let's do this.

Cue AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :

I'm ashamed of myself.

Because I'd pay money to see this. I really would.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

*ashamed* So would I.

quote:
JOKER unleashes an all-out barrage of missles, like the biggest missiles you will ever see. BATMAN shoots his own back, and they all collide into each other in the middle of the highway releasing a violent explosion, and then, an explosion within that explosion. Afterward: one last explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it.

Ha!

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

Michael Bay makes trash, but it's always highly commercial trash. [Smile]

(Were it not for the "Anthony Anderson" and "Sector Seven" type elements that infuse many of his films, I think people might give him an easier time about it.)