I've finally come up with a Halloween costume. I'm going as a bathroom stall!
I plan on getting a white sweatshirt and letting people write all over it. But, to kick this fun even off, I'll be adding some messages of my own.
Trying to keep it semi-clean, here's what I've got:
- if you tinkle and you sprinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie - my karma ran over your dogma - all your stall are belong to us - i'd rather be a buddhist than a nudist - for a good time call...
Anything you would like to add to my collection?
[ October 30, 2008, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: aiua ]
Posted by Elmer's Glue (Member # 9313) on :
Toy Story 2 was okay.
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
Here are the only ones I can think of offhand that are clean enough to post here. If I can come up with any later I'll add them.
-They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the bathroom poet strikes again
-Flush twice, it's a long way to the dining hall(or some other food related place)
Posted by sylvrdragon (Member # 3332) on :
A classic:
Here I sit all broken hearted. Came to poop, but only farted.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
- I feel so strongly about bathroom graffiti, I signed a partition - SAVE THE WHALES! (Collect the whole set) - urine the bathroom - #1 (tallies) #2 (tallies) - death is hereditary - "amusing bathroom anecdote with slightly raunchy punchline"
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
"For a good time call Allison Wonderland..."
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
"Those who write on bathroom walls roll their poop in little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of"
Just have the last word trail off because of a broken part of the stall or simply be discolored and unreadable.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
What am I doing here?
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
I like grils! That's supposed to be 'girls'. What's wrong with us grils???
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
You may want to sit down for this...
(followed by political message or shocking statistic.)
Posted by Cyn (Member # 11799) on :
ARRGGGHHH!
PFFFFHT!!
AHHHHHH...
Now what was I saying?
Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :
It's just not an authentic costume without poorly drawn pornographic pictures and/or racial slurs. Are you brave enough to at least put on some gang symbols?
quote: What am I doing here?
Is that a rhetorical question regarding this thread or what you last wrote in the men's stall? Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
This doesn't really have to do with your thread, but it just reminded me of the sunny bathroom graffiti I saw on a bathroom stall a few months ago. I'd completely forgotten.
The stuff written on it was along the lines of, "Love is wonderful!" and "Have a great day!" Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
I don't know if these would make sense on a Halloween costume, but here are a few things I've been known to write on bathroom walls:
"Who is John Galt?" "Arne Saknussemm was here" "Vandals Suck!" "Families Are Forever"
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
quote:Originally posted by lem: It's just not an authentic costume without poorly drawn pornographic pictures and/or racial slurs. Are you brave enough to at least put on some gang symbols?
I'm still considering. I'm sure a penis or two, probably some boobs, would be a nice touch, but it's not really my style. Which makes me question my costume decision. Hrm... I'm going to the grocery store later. Maybe I'll pick up some guts as long as I'm there.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
867-5309... Jenny
two sets of initials in a heart
Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :
quote: 867-5309... Jenny
Thanks a lot! It took me 7 years to get that out of my head. Good choice for the costume tho!
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
quote:Originally posted by lem:
quote: 867-5309... Jenny
Thanks a lot! It took me 7 years to get that out of my head. Good choice for the costume tho!
Try being a girl NAMED Jenny.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
quote:Originally posted by Brinestone: This doesn't really have to do with your thread, but it just reminded me of the sunny bathroom graffiti I saw on a bathroom stall a few months ago. I'd completely forgotten.
The stuff written on it was along the lines of, "Love is wonderful!" and "Have a great day!"
I used the toilets at the Fine Arts building on campus the other week. The graffiti was awesome - little sketches, cartoons and so on. Much more cool than the law school graffiti.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
There was a costume contest at the Halloween party where I work.
Guess who took first place!?!
I bought a unisex restroom sign and hung a roll of toilet paper off my waist and had most of the people on my hall sign it. I might post pictures later, cause it does look cool.
Oh, and a thank you to the people of Hatrack for the suggestions. Don't worry - your name is on there too!
Posted by theamazeeaz (Member # 6970) on :
Wow. I've never written anything on a bathroom wall. I guess I'm a square. Sigh.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:Originally posted by lem: It's just not an authentic costume without poorly drawn pornographic pictures and/or racial slurs. Are you brave enough to at least put on some gang symbols?
quote: What am I doing here?
Is that a rhetorical question regarding this thread or what you last wrote in the men's stall?
I was picturing it more as the time I woke up on a bathroom floor unaware of how I'd got there... Posted by BlueWizard (Member # 9389) on :
This one is rude beyond belief, hopefully not to rude even when censored.
"Some people come here to go; I go here to ___ (you'll have to use your imagination)."
Sorry. If this is too over the top, the mods are free to delete.
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