I don't know, but for some reason I have been practicing this little skit in my head and it always makes me chuckle.
"Hey 'Ryan' geuss what?"
"What?"
"You suck, hehehe, buuuuuurn."
And then 3 seconds later as hes rolling his/her eyes.
"Hey Ryan guess what!?"
"What?"
"You suck, hehehe, buuuuuurn."
And as hes getting a little annoyed now.
"Hey Hey! Ryan! guess what!?"
"What......" (with a hint of annoyance)
"You suck! hehehe, buuuuuurn."
Now hes espasperated.
"Hey. Ryan geuss what?"
"*sigh* What?" (with a hint of annoyance)
"You suck! hehehe, buuuuuurn."
I find this amusing, to my mind the optimal situation is to keep doing this ad infintitum, but I'm thinking what could make a good punchline for this routine?
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
quote:what could make a good punchline for this routine?
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Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I did something like this actually not too long ago, like two weeks. it was like DOIN IT WRONG, BUUURN, I AM THE INSULT MASTER
the punchline was he punched me in the throat
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I mean, I laughed and all
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I mean, like, once I could breathe again
that's funny, right?
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Very.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
You're not funny in the way that Bush is a President.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I do think it's funny that on the main forum page, where you can see the subject lines of the most current posts on both sides of the river, I saw this one and thought "Blayne's started another thread" before seeing the author's name.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
Ryan's response--"not as well as your mother and she charges less. hehehe. Uber-burn."
If you think this is inappropriate I'll edit it out--but--its better than violence.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
quote:to my mind the optimal situation is to keep doing this ad infintitum
I am not kidding when I observe that there are a couple of games and movies in which this is actually HELL. Seriously.
Posted by Launchywiggin (Member # 9116) on :
I read "geuss" as "gey-uss", like a thick southern accent.
And I laughed heartily at "espasperated". That's just brilliant.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:I read "geuss" as "gey-uss", like a thick southern accent.
I read all of Blayne's posts in a Foghorn Leghorn voice.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
I am sensing that you are a fan of Bevis and Butthead.
Lowest common denominator comedy.
Well lowest at least, "common" isn't really correct in this sense since many of us find it about as funny as finger nails on a chalk board.
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
Showing your age there, Rabbit. I suspect Blayne may actually be too young for B&B.
Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :
My four year old plays a similar game with me, except he answers, "7-UP."
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
What I find most interesting about this is that Blayne managed to spell "guess" correctly and incorrectly several times in the same post.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
quote:I read "geuss" as "gey-uss", like a thick southern accent.
I read all of Blayne's posts in a Foghorn Leghorn voice.
Do they actually make more sense that way? :::tried it::
Nope. Damn!
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by King of Men: Showing your age there, Rabbit. I suspect Blayne may actually be too young for B&B.
I'm several years older than Blayne, and I'm too young.
Posted by All4Nothing (Member # 11601) on :
*shakes head* Damn, I must be old.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kwea:
quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
quote:I read "geuss" as "gey-uss", like a thick southern accent.
I read all of Blayne's posts in a Foghorn Leghorn voice.
Do they actually make more sense that way? :::tried it::
Nope. Damn!
I never said they make more sense. It's just a lot more entertaining.
Did you add in a bunch of "I say, I say...." in there?
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Originally posted by Orincoro:
quote:Originally posted by King of Men: Showing your age there, Rabbit. I suspect Blayne may actually be too young for B&B.
I'm several years older than Blayne, and I'm too young.
Same here. B&B was just before my time. My brother watched it occasionally.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
I think I was right on the borderline. My friends and I didn't seem to have any exposure to it, but I do recall the occasional student from one or two grades above me making the occasional reference to it.
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
Annoying people is funny? Yeah. Blayne, you're gonna go so *far* in life.
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