I like big books and I cannot lie You other readers can’t deny That a book’s sum total worth Is tied up in its girth And you’re hooked, wanna pull out your change ‘Cause you notice that the spine’s got range, Not just an inch upon the shelf– It’s got a zipcode to itself! Oh, Melville, I wanna get witcha Don’t care if you got no picture. My professor tried to warn me, Told me Les Miserables was way too corny But a cosette you know it’s not– And big books make me hot. I page turn, page turn ‘Til the ends of my fingers burn. Can’t help that my reading, Resembles piranhas feeding I’m fierce, and I pierce, As I tear through Ambrose Bierce. Can’t stand no magazine– Pretending it’s a weighty thing? Take an English lit geek and ask him that, Man’s got no use for tracts.
Baby’s got book.
A word to the thick book writah– I won’t hate or fight ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna read ’till the break of dawn. Man-u-script got it going on. A lot of dopes won’t like this song, ‘Cause them punks like to skip it and Cliff it, And I’d rather read all day. You’re long, but I’m strong, And I’m down to get my fiction on.
Awesome! I have to show all my bookstore friends! I swear if I still worked there I would do it up in cross stitch and hang it in my office!
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
That's awesome Scott! May I share it around with attribute?
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Absolutely! Please link to my website, if you would...
Posted by Seatarsprayan (Member # 7634) on :
quote:I like big Bibles and I can not lie You Christian brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with KJV And a bookmark in Proverbs You get stoked Got her name engraved So you know this girl is saved It looks like one of those large ones With plenty of space in the margins. Oh baby I wanna read with ya Cause your Bible’s got pictures My minister tried to console me But that book you got Makes me so HOLY Oh mama-mia you say you want koinonia Well bless me, bless me and Teach me about John Wessley
I saw her praying, While I was DJ-ing She got grace, pretty face, she ain’t going down to the bad place
I’m tired of heathen guys Saying they like pocket size As the average Christian I take a look She gotta pack much book
So fellas? Yeah Fellas? Yeah Has your girlfriend got the book? oh Yeah Well read it, (read it), read it, (read it) read that Holy Book Baby Got Book
Baby Got Book NIV with the ribbon bookmark
I like ‘em leather and bound It’s 50 pounds I just can’t understand How it is some weenie wants Bible on CD She want to get you saved- AMEN! Double up AMEN I ain’t talking about a paraphrase Cause Paul won’t use those any ways I like ‘em real thick and red lettered You can’t find nothing better Southpaws in love Bibles that big are unheard of So I’m sitting here thinking what if? I find me a girl that shows mid-drift You can have those bimbos I keep those chicks that do devos
A word to the Christian sisters I can’t resist yah I do God’s time with yah But I gotta be straight when I say I want to pray Till the break of day Baby got it going on Like the wife in Proverbs 31 We just might get engaged When we finish reading this page Cause it’s worn and it’s torn And I know that girls reborn
So ladies? (Yeah) Ladies? (Yeah) Do you want to save people from Hades? (Yeah) Then read it till the pages fall out Even white preachers gotta shout Baby got book
Thompson Chain with the big red letters Thompson Chain with the big red letters Baby got book
YEAH baby When it comes to a good book Stephen King’s resume just can’t compare 39 plus 27 equals 66 books And if you’re Catholic there’s even more So your girlfriend’s quotes real high role But does she got a big Bible Cause that little thing she’s got won’t start a revival My Bible study don’t want none unless you got book hon
You can read Clancy or Grisham but please don’t loose this book Some brothers want to play that hard role And tell you that books too old So they toss it and they burn it But I pull up quick to just learn it So your girl likes paperback Well I ain’t down with that Cause my girlfriend’s hot and her Bible’s rockin’ And she’s got good doctrine To the atheist chicks who try to diss You ain’t it miss priss Give me a Christian I’m insisting And I’ll greet her with some holy kissin’
Some pervert try to chase But he didn’t make it past first base She’s quick to resist temptation And she loves the new translation
So ladies who are lost and found If you want the triple 6 thrown down Dial 1-800- READS A LOT and teach me about those Psalms
NIV with the ribbon bookmark Baby got book Thompson Chain with the big red letters
Bible college knowledge but she still got book
lyrics copypasted from this site Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I knew that the title had been used before; I like mine better.
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