Come on! I can take it! Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
Ok... ummm...
You suck!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
You smell of elderberries!
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I truly cannot express how much pain I was in while reading Boris' post history. I think I maybe came out of my suicidal funk once when I was distracted by a bird hitting my window. The rest of the time, I seriously considered running to the front of my house, lopping off a body part with a dull kitchen utensil, and using it like a piece of bloody chalk to draw the words "HELP ME" on the window as high as I could reach. Such an act of self-torture / self-expression would have been positively joyous compared to Boris's contribution to this forum.
To say that this person's posting is a metaphor for the sorry state of our country right now is a mild understatement. This isn't a forum, it's a bonafide horror film, and one of the most frightening I've ever seen given the context.
Frankly, I almost need a new rating to give to this guy because it actually gets worse. Reading Boris's posts is like watching a dead body being devoured by maggots. It's not like the corpse can just get up two-thirds of the way through and decide that it wants to live. The sad thing is, I'm not sure this poster ever even decides that. It's just a rotten mess from start to finish.
0 out of 10 poststalks.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Somewhere there is a village missing an idiot.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samprimary: Frankly, I almost need a new rating to give to this guy because it actually gets worse. Reading Boris's posts is like watching a dead body being devoured by maggots. It's not like the corpse can just get up two-thirds of the way through and decide that it wants to live. The sad thing is, I'm not sure this poster ever even decides that. It's just a rotten mess from start to finish.
"Mr. Madison, What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close, to anything, that might be considered a rational thought. Your speech was meaningless, and everyone in the room is now dumber for having heard it. I grant you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
He will never compare to Moose and Squirrel.
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
I hear he collaborated on the art direction of Transformers the Movie.
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
Look, he's crawling up my wall Black and hairy, very small
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Boris the spider Boris the spider
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Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Even Natasha is cooler than he is....
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
I think he's alright.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Why would I want to do that?
Posted by scholarette (Member # 11540) on :
Natasha was clearly the brains of that operation- and the looks.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Ok...!
Boris sucks so MUCH! I heard he lives in his mom's basement even though he's 50 years old and has NEVER seen a naked girl in his life. He never went to college and dropped out of high school. His face is covered in a paper bag because he couldn't afford burlap. And what's worse, I heard he loves durian and smells like it too! >:0
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
quote:Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion: Ok...!
Boris sucks so MUCH! I heard he lives in his mom's basement even though he's 50 years old and has NEVER seen a naked girl in his life. He never went to college and dropped out of high school. His face is covered in a paper bag because he couldn't afford burlap. And what's worse, I heard he loves durian and smells like it too! >:0
Psst...Wrong Boris. I'm 28 Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by Boris:
quote:Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion: Ok...!
Boris sucks so MUCH! I heard he lives in his mom's basement even though he's 50 years old and has NEVER seen a naked girl in his life. He never went to college and dropped out of high school. His face is covered in a paper bag because he couldn't afford burlap. And what's worse, I heard he loves durian and smells like it too! >:0
Psst...Wrong Boris. I'm 28
Yeah right! I can see past your sly internet tricks!
Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :
I'm mortified at how this poor young newbie with only 2500 posts is being treated on this forum! Who do we want to be? Newbie torturers? Or nice people? I think the choice is clear!
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
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