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Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :

Congratulation:

FROM: MOST HONORABLE SPEAKOR PELOSI + ALL CONGRESS

MINSTERS FINANCIAL - WASHINGTON DC
CAPITOL BUILDING
WASHINTON DC
AMERICA

TO: ALL HONARABLE NOBLE CITIZANS OF AMERICA

RE: YOUR UNCLAIMED STIMULUS

CONGRATUALTION! On this honorable day for us, we beeseech you for the favor of your reply in kind. The time is now for your urgent action to be taken for the securing your stimulus wealth. I am mandated to make this acknowledgement officially to you by the powers and CHANGE imposed on me.

For years we make the genorous payments for anyone in our country and so many of the peoples of the world. At this great time of joy for our America, we want to be sure you get yours.

IT IS WITH HAPPYNES make this offering for the greatness of our Hope/changed future. During the last financial records/audits conducted with bad last President. All went into pool of darkness. Now with new Hope Change President in the year 2009 and by the HONARABLE CONGRESS PEOPLE, we find you need some STIMULUS Happyness.

ON OR BEFORE APRIL 15 2009, please to file your correct information needed to secure your STIMULATION. KINDLY FORWARD THE FOLLOWING FOR TAX RECOMFIRMATION:

1) Your full name and ID #……….

2) All you childrens 529 plans # (however diminished)

3) Your 401K account # (However destroyed)

4) Phone, fax and mobile #……………

5) Former Company name, position and address…………..

6) Former Profession, age and marital status………………

7) Unemployment check amount………………..

7a) Foreclosed Mortgage account info

9) (Califorina only) I.O.U. TAX REBATE number.

10) Cobra Heathcare acct #

As soon as the above information are received, your payment will be Made available to you via an international (UPhishS) courier delivery in voucher for promises which will Be delivered to your doorstep for your confirmation or via CSPAN. Your urgent response to this mail will help facilitate the onward conclussion of this transaction without and further delays.

In case, I sincerely apologies for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences that we might have indulge you through the next 4 years. HOWEVER - MANY GREEN jobs to come for you and you children. Condoms for all. No more Christmas lights for bad enviorment. And dont forget to change your TV antennas and enjoy the HIGH DEF..

WISHING YOU STIMULATED,

ALL THE CONGRESS OF AMERICA

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

quote:
Condoms for all.

What kind of condoms?

Posted by DDDaysh (Member # 9499) on :

Hopefully the kind that are great for making balloon animals!!!

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

It's a fact that if you knock on the Oval Office door around 4PM on weekdays, Obama will cheerfully come out and make you balloon animals.

(If you're really good, you also get a lollipop!)

Posted by theamazeeaz (Member # 6970) on :

Is this international (UPhishS) courier via Nigeria?

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

No, I think it is the latest plot of the Universe People and their lizard masters.

Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :

Out of curiosity, what's a citizan?

Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :

I'm more curious as to why it goes from 7 to 7a to 9.

Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :

I'm concerned about PELOSI wanting to give me some "stimulus".... [Angst]

Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :

quote:

5) Former Company name, position and address…………..
6) Former Profession, age and marital status………………
7) Unemployment check amount………………..

Quoted for truth.... and love the spoof!