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Posted by Pat Must Be Stopped (Member # 5170) on :

1. Pat never posts anymore. I guess he's too busy with his "job" and his "family" to hang out with us lowly internet folk.

2. He has a unisex name.

3. It is a well-known fact that he sucks.

4. He patented the emoticon birdie and demanded royalties from anyone who used it. Good luck collecting, dude. --|--

5. He never paid me five bucks for burninating the Josh Groban forum like he said he would.

Feel free to add to the list.

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

I'm pretty sure he's the devil:

quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
I had a dream last night where one of the characters was Pat/Satan (Pat was Satan). He kept bothering me and Beverly/Samantha Carter who worked at the Air Force base in Utah Valley, getting us to crash our hot air baloons and airplanes into the Wasatch Mountains.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pat Must Be Stopped:
the emoticon birdie

I believe you have that backwards, Jonathon.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Don't make me burninate you.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

But it makes me feel so warm and toasty!

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Darn, I thought this was gonna be about BrianWilson's followup to the Beachboys Pet Sounds.

[ February 16, 2009, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
I'm pretty sure he's the devil:

quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
I had a dream last night where one of the characters was Pat/Satan (Pat was Satan). He kept bothering me and Beverly/Samantha Carter who worked at the Air Force base in Utah Valley, getting us to crash our hot air baloons and airplanes into the Wasatch Mountains.

Wow... I'm honored to have been such a bane to your dream-like existence. To equate me with Satan is even cooler when you think about how handsome Satan must be and the fact that I've been able to get into your wheelhouse like this ... especially since we've never met in person. I'm cooler than I thought I was.

Thanks, Porter.

[Smile]