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Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
 
#obamacare facts is hilarious. I am refreshing every so often.

Unfortunately a lot of serious people from both sides keep adding serious responses.

My favorite: Under Obamacare, Obama will kiss it and make it all better.

[ August 20, 2009, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: Darth_Mauve ]
 
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
 
RT @Andyful Under ObamaCare, fevers will be treated with LESS cowbell. #obamacarefacts

@happymrlocust Under ObamaCare, all ambulances wil have one speed. Kill. #obamacarefacts

With Obamacare, your firstborn baby will be killed, put through a blender, and given out to minorities as a fertility drug. #obamacarefacts

Under obamacare, the "retarded" will be called "Soylent-Americans." #obamacarefacts

Under Obamacare, hospitals named after saints will have to change to the names of senators who voted for the public option. #Obamacarefacts

Under Obamacare, you will be required to believe it is butter. #obamacarefacts
 
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
 
My favorite: Under Obamacare, all ambulances will have one speed: "kill."
 
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
 
I have one to add, but I've never twittered: How do I twitter?

Edit: Ok, figured it out.
 
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
 
I like this: liz_lewis HA! RT @RedYellowEss Under ObamaCare, your milkshake will only bring 73% of the boys to the yard.
 
Posted by scholarette (Member # 11540) on :
 
Under Obamacare, waiting rooms will be replaced by pits of molten lava stocked with fireproof sharks

This one amuses me.
 
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
 
quote:
Under ObamaCare, your milkshake will only bring 73% of the boys to the yard.
ahahahahahahaha
 
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
 
Did it kill Twitter, or is it just me?
 
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
 
quote:
Judas_The_Pal Under ObamaCare, you will be forced to root for the Chicago Cubs to receive perscriptions #obamacarefacts
Aaaaahhhh Anything but that!
 
Posted by Raymond Arnold (Member # 11712) on :
 
I tried reading through it, but there seem to be a number of spambots letting us knowing that "#Obamacare is funny... oh by the way you can watch District 9 on this totally legitimate website!" At first I tried blocking them but then realized there were way to many to be worth the effort. Is there some standard procedure to avoid spam on Twitter, or do you just manually have to block people?
 
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
 
Obamacare
 
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
 
Giving the finger to Obamacare
 
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
 
That's more *taking* the finger *for* Obamacare.
 


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