So today I went to a haunted trail. It was PRETTY HIGH QUALITY. There were several people equipped with chainsaws (I forget why power tools are so scary), and now my lungs hurt from screaming. There was a convenient pear tree outside the trail that nobody else noticed, so for some reason while walking down the trail, clutching my father's jacket, all you could hear were my humor-packed comments, screams from the other groups, and me going "Nom nom slurp munch slurp gurgle" as I almost made out with my delicious tree fruit. For Halloween, I'm traveling to a friend's house to trick or treat with her. I'm going to be a zombie, and I don't know what she will be.
AND NOW FOR MY RANT.
The kids in middle school are outrageous. They think that by rebelling against the rules, they are different. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE DOG CRAP, IDIOTS! You aren't different after all the other kids are being "rebellious" too! They're SO busy trying to fit in, they don't realize how incredibly DUMB they're acting. So there. Have that. Also, for the record, Robert Patterson looks like something I stepped in in my backyard.
Today I got to wear a flannel jacket. So because of my broad shoulders and masculine dress code, I looked like a lesbian! Basically that's the look I'm going for. Not that I am a lesbian (although who knows?), but I have always enjoyed being surrounded by nosy 6 year olds whisper yelling, "Mommy, what is it?" And them replying, "It's a sick, sick person."
Well, that is all for now. Leave a comment telling me YOUR Halloween plans!
(Steven told me to post the thing about the lesbian jacket, BTW)
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Consumerized Individuality and Rebellion against Society now prepackaged and can be all yours for 19.99!
Someone really needs to get a High School course on Nietzsche as soon as possible so at least they can constructively rebel.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 9735) on :
Hmmm, I think someone was looking for a way to generate randomness. I may have a solution.
Posted by Luna 9 (Member # 11326) on :
quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: Consumerized Individuality and Rebellion against Society now prepackaged and can be all yours for 19.99!
Oh Lord...that gave me a laugh...
Posted by Dogbreath (Member # 11879) on :
Flannel is also awesome, because of lumberjacks. Have you given thought towards becoming a lesbian lumberjack?
Posted by Raymond Arnold (Member # 11712) on :
"and wear a bra, just like my dear ol' Pa."
Posted by Luna 9 (Member # 11326) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dogbreath: Flannel is also awesome, because of lumberjacks. Have you given thought towards becoming a lesbian lumberjack?
Yes! It would certainly be the most manly job ever. I'd have to grow some rugged stubble, and somehow acquire a Paul Bunyan voice.
I'd much more desire to be a cartoonist. THEY GET TO SIT AT HOME DRAWING. An internet cartoonist would be even better, because I could do stuff when and how I want. Hey, instead of working, I could be laying back with some chocolate milk and a grilled cheese sandwich, enjoying /b/! (Those of you who drew back in horror to knowing an 11 year old knows what /b/ is, please leave responses below)
*giggle*
Posted by Dogbreath (Member # 11879) on :
I'm sure some of the older folks will be scandalized, but I grew up with the internet... I never had any childhood innocence. (I was rotten from the get go)
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
What's /b/?
Posted by Luna 9 (Member # 11326) on :
quote:Originally posted by vonk: What's /b/?
Hahahaha
Okay, this is hard to explain. Basically /b/ is where the wasted souls of the Internet hang out and discuss horrid things. It is a forum, only it's VERY HARD to get banned. Things discussed are porn, inappropriate anime, etc etc. I don't recommend going there unless you are a sad, fat guy who has nothing else to do with his life but dwell in his mother's basement and eat Doritos. It's also known as 4chan. I've been on the computer too long, it's fracken 12:15 in the morning.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
Oh, kids. /b/ is just a small part of 4chan, and 4chan is amateur alley compared to the original site (2ch).
Posted by Luna 9 (Member # 11326) on :
quote:Originally posted by fugu13: Oh, kids. /b/ is just a small part of 4chan, and 4chan is amateur alley compared to the original site (2ch).
I'm sorry, WHAT. There is a site before 4chan? 2ch? There are many other creepy forums (/v/, /m/, /ch/, etc) that are popular on the Internet, however /b/ is the only I have proper knowledge of.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
4chan is the prostate cancer of the internet.
Now a second question, what anime is "inappropriate"?
Posted by Dogbreath (Member # 11879) on :
I think she means hentai.
Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
I don't understand this thread at all. Am I getting old?
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
But thats porn which isn't anime. Much like how you wouldn't call porn a "tv show"
Posted by 0Megabyte (Member # 8624) on :
Godric: Yes.
Blayne: Hentai is still anime. I would know. I've seen some. It's kind of obvious. Don't play semantics today, it's kind of silly to say anime cannot also be porn, since some of it kind of obviously is, in the same way some movies are porn, but are still movies.
Also: How old are you, Luna? And what the heck are you doing going onto /b?!
Incidentally, from the lesbians I know, while some are definitely butch, not all of them are. In fact, a good number look absolutely normal. Stereotypes may be fun from time to time, just don't mistake them for reality.
Also? For God's sake, at least avoid /d!
fugu: Yeah, but what little kid is gonna know anything about 2ch? Besides, it's all in moonspeak, to use the 4chan vernacular.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
I am in despair! Today's anti-conformist youth have put me in despair!
Posted by Dogbreath (Member # 11879) on :
quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: But thats porn which isn't anime. Much like how you wouldn't call porn a "tv show"
Arguing semantics with an 11 year old makes you look mature, eh? Obviously she didn't know the word Hentai, and I'd say "inappropriate anime" is pretty accurate description. (unless it's not from an animated source, then it'd be inappropriate manga, right?) It's the same as people calling porn "dirty pictures" or "dirty movies."
Posted by airmanfour (Member # 6111) on :
quote:Originally posted by Luna 9: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Dogbreath: [qb](Those of you who drew back in horror to knowing an 11 year old knows what /b/ is, please leave responses below)
*giggle*
I admit it. I was a little horrified. Still am, really. Some chans are better left unvisited.
Posted by Geraine (Member # 9913) on :
quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: Consumerized Individuality and Rebellion against Society now prepackaged and can be all yours for 19.99!
Someone really needs to get a High School course on Nietzsche as soon as possible so at least they can constructively rebel.
I took a Nietzsche course in college. It was called "Xenosaga"
As for haunted trails....I've never been on one. I don't know if I could handle it though. Oregon Trail scared the hell out of my when my brother died when we tried to forge a river.
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
After I heard about 4chan, I went to see what the hubub was about and two minutes in I wanted my two minutes back.
Posted by 0Megabyte (Member # 8624) on :
Really? She's 11?
Dear God... even I don't go out of my way to look at /b.
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