I am not Noemon, and neither are you.
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I'm not hal needham either!
which sucks, because I would have loved to have made Megaforce.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Hello, Not Noemon.
Who else are you not?
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
I'm not Chevy Chase.
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
You're a pipe!
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Are you Dick Button?
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
I am not someone who wears lots of really smelly cologne to work. But someone who works near me is. The smell is nearly overwhelming. Yuck.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
I'm not Spartacus!
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
I am not an animal.
Well, technically ...
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
"I am not a number!"
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
I'm not Brian, and neither's my wife!
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: "I am not a number!"
My name is not Maximus Decimus Meridius. I am not Commander of the Armies of the North. Nor General of the Felix Legions. Definitely not Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Not a Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I won't have my vengeance, in this life nor the next.
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
You know John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Well his name is not my name either.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samprimary:
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: "I am not a number!"
quote:Member # 8384
Oh, God... I'm a number! ::sob!::
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samprimary: maybe in some way i AM hal needham.
Oh, wait. Yes, I am.
Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :
I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know.
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Now I am not the master.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I am not your father.
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
Hello. I am not Inigo Montoya. You did not kill my father. No preparation is necessary.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
Stop saying that!!
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jake: Hello. I am not Inigo Montoya. You did not kill my father. No preparation is necessary.
I am NOT Jake. Definitely not Jake. Any rumors that I am Jake are unsubstantiated and erroneous. I mean, how could I even post in the same thread with two different user names? Inconceivable!
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
I won't tell you who I am not, because then I won't have to kill you.
Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :
I'm not my job. I'm not how much money I have in the bank. I'm not the car I drive. I'm not the contents of my wallet. I'm not my f***ing khakis.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
quote:Originally posted by Not Noemon:
quote:Originally posted by Jake: Hello. I am not Inigo Montoya. You did not kill my father. No preparation is necessary.
I am NOT Jake. Definitely not Jake. Any rumors that I am Jake are unsubstantiated and erroneous. I mean, how could I even post in the same thread with two different user names? Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. /obligatory response
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:Originally posted by Not Noemon: I am not Noemon, and neither are you.
What does being Not Noemon have to do with not being Noemon?
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
Not telling.
Posted by scholarette (Member # 11540) on :
Are you Noemon's identical twin brother?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
No, she's not Porter either.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
quote:Stop saying that!!
Shouldn't that be, "Keep saying that!"
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
I am not Sam I Am.
:head asplode:
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
I do not think, therefore I am not.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
I am neither the Alpha, nor Omega.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I am not your broom.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
I am not your brain. I'm also not your brain on drugs.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
I am not woman, hear me not roar In numbers to big not to ignore.
Posted by paigereader (Member # 2274) on :
I am not your beast of burden.
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
I am not your pizza burnin'.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
I am not a specieist, some of my best friends are non-mammalian.
...still carbon-based... ::grump::
Smuggle me some absinthe and I will talk to all the mineral-based presences, animate and other-wise. Im sure my toaster would enjoy the dialogue, I feel that I sometimes ignore the toasters sacrifice in light of my preferance for crunchy bread. Why just the other day I found a travel brochure on the counter for Prague... I may have already been imbibing absinthe to have rattled off this paragraph.
Posted by Fishtail (Member # 3900) on :
I'm not a witch, but I'm also not your wife.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
BTW Lisa, I am now in love with Marina and the Diamonds. I blame you, Hollywood is hilarious charming and altogether just good music.
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
This isn't Sparta.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
It just occurred to me: how do we know you're not Noemon, anyway?
*stare*
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
quote:Originally posted by Not Noemon: I am not a troll. So . . .
FEED ME!
We have been, for a page and a half.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel: BTW Lisa, I am now in love with Marina and the Diamonds. I blame you, Hollywood is hilarious charming and altogether just good music.
Um... Marina and the Diamonds?
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
It was in your link to "I am not a robot". Obviously, you just searched for it and are not a fan of the group...
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
Its a terrific song anyway, but the bands own video for "I am not a Robot" is much more entertaining.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by JonnyNotSoBravo: It was in your link to "I am not a robot". Obviously, you just searched for it and are not a fan of the group...