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Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
I am not Noemon, and neither are you.
 
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
 
I'm not hal needham either!

which sucks, because I would have loved to have made Megaforce.
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
Hello, Not Noemon.

Who else are you not?
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
I'm not Chevy Chase.
 
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
 
You're a pipe!
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
Are you Dick Button?
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
I am not someone who wears lots of really smelly cologne to work. But someone who works near me is. The smell is nearly overwhelming. Yuck.
 
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
 
I'm not Spartacus!
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
I am not an animal.

Well, technically ...
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
"I am not a number!"
 
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
 
I'm not Brian, and neither's my wife!
 
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
"I am not a number!"

quote:
Member # 8384

 
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
 
maybe in some way i AM hal needham.

http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/megaforce.jpg
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
My name is not Maximus Decimus Meridius. I am not Commander of the Armies of the North. Nor General of the Felix Legions. Definitely not Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Not a Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I won't have my vengeance, in this life nor the next.
 
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
You know John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Well his name is not my name either.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
"I am not a number!"

quote:
Member # 8384

Oh, God... I'm a number! ::sob!::
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
maybe in some way i AM hal needham.

http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/megaforce.jpg

Broken.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
You know John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Well his name is not my name either.

Do people shout "There goes JJJS" when you go out? If so, do they always shout it?
 
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
I am not the droids you are looking for.
 
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
 
Don't call me Ishmael.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
I am not a paper cup

I am not my hair

I am not a robot

I'm not Lisa

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.
 
Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :
 
I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know.
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
Now I am not the master.
 
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
 
I am not your father.
 
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
 
Hello.
I am not Inigo Montoya.
You did not kill my father.
No preparation is necessary.
 
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 
Stop saying that!!
 
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jake:
Hello.
I am not Inigo Montoya.
You did not kill my father.
No preparation is necessary.

I am NOT Jake. Definitely not Jake. Any rumors that I am Jake are unsubstantiated and erroneous. I mean, how could I even post in the same thread with two different user names? Inconceivable!
 
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:



I am not a robot


Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
 
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
 
I am not Less than Jake.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:


I am not a robot

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
I won't tell you who I am not, because then I won't have to kill you.
 
Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :
 
I'm not my job. I'm not how much money I have in the bank. I'm not the car I drive. I'm not the contents of my wallet. I'm not my f***ing khakis.
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
quote:
Originally posted by Jake:
Hello.
I am not Inigo Montoya.
You did not kill my father.
No preparation is necessary.

I am NOT Jake. Definitely not Jake. Any rumors that I am Jake are unsubstantiated and erroneous. I mean, how could I even post in the same thread with two different user names? Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
/obligatory response
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
I am not Noemon, and neither are you.

What does being Not Noemon have to do with not being Noemon?
 
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
Not telling.
 
Posted by scholarette (Member # 11540) on :
 
Are you Noemon's identical twin brother?
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
No, she's not Porter either.
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
quote:
Stop saying that!!
Shouldn't that be, "Keep saying that!"
 
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
 
I am not Sam I Am.


:head asplode:
 
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
 
I do not think, therefore I am not.
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
I am neither the Alpha, nor Omega.
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
I am not your broom.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
I am not your brain. I'm also not your brain on drugs.
 
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
 
I am not woman, hear me not roar
In numbers to big not to ignore.
 
Posted by paigereader (Member # 2274) on :
 
I am not your beast of burden.
 
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
I am not your pizza burnin'.
 
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:


I am not a robot

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
I am not a specieist, some of my best friends are non-mammalian.
 
Posted by Wendybird (Member # 84) on :
 
I'm not Alice. Well I am Alice but not the Alice...

Nah I'm really not Alice.
 
Posted by Irish Snake (Member # 6336) on :
 
I may or may not be Vin Diesel, or Summer Glau.

(mostly may not)
 
Posted by Jake (Member # 206) on :
 
I am not that I am not.
 
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
 
I am not Jack's tormented spleen.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:


I am not a robot

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
I am not a specieist, some of my best friends are non-mammalian.
...still carbon-based... ::grump::
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
I am not a knight who says NI!
 
Posted by Not Noemon (Member # 12309) on :
 
I am not a troll. So . . .


FEED ME!
 
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:


I am not a robot

Oh, wait. Yes, I am.

You heard it, Lisa is a Cylon.
Cylon's aren't robots, you... you... racist!
I am not a specieist, some of my best friends are non-mammalian.
...still carbon-based... ::grump::
Smuggle me some absinthe and I will talk to all the mineral-based presences, animate and other-wise. Im sure my toaster would enjoy the dialogue, I feel that I sometimes ignore the toasters sacrifice in light of my preferance for crunchy bread. Why just the other day I found a travel brochure on the counter for Prague... I may have already been imbibing absinthe to have rattled off this paragraph.
 
Posted by Fishtail (Member # 3900) on :
 
I'm not a witch, but I'm also not your wife.
 
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
 
BTW Lisa, I am now in love with Marina and the Diamonds. I blame you, Hollywood is hilarious charming and altogether just good music.
 
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
 
This isn't Sparta.
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
It just occurred to me: how do we know you're not Noemon, anyway?

*stare*
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Not Noemon:
I am not a troll. So . . .


FEED ME!

We have been, for a page and a half.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
BTW Lisa, I am now in love with Marina and the Diamonds. I blame you, Hollywood is hilarious charming and altogether just good music.

Um... Marina and the Diamonds?
 
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
 
It was in your link to "I am not a robot". Obviously, you just searched for it and are not a fan of the group...
 
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
 
Its a terrific song anyway, but the bands own video for "I am not a Robot" is much more entertaining.
 
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyNotSoBravo:
It was in your link to "I am not a robot". Obviously, you just searched for it and are not a fan of the group...

Ah. Yeah, it was just for the title.
 


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