it's SO broken for me. I tell it I eat breakfast and then ..
Posted by Jenos (Member # 12168) on :
24 minutes...clearly I need to read up on my anti-clown literature.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
It had me pegged at 37 minutes. But I'd imagine that I would have tired of life long before that point.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Is anyone falling for the get in the car w/ the nice clown trick? (also 37 minutes)
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
37 minutes. I have to imagine I'd take my own life before I reached that point though.
Posted by Anthonie (Member # 884) on :
19 minutes. Apparently I am less clown-resistant than the rest of y'all.
Posted by Strider (Member # 1807) on :
evil clowns don't like google chrome.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
quote:Originally posted by Strider: evil clowns don't like google chrome.
QFT
Posted by T:man (Member # 11614) on :
51 minutes, I guess going to the circus every thanksgiving payed off.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
51 minutes as well. I used to have a fear of a clown face popping up and watching me shower. TMI, I know, but since then I have honed myself to become the perfect (or at least almost hour long) clown attack survivor.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
37, but they ignored the very best tactic for not being killed by evil clowns, join them.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
51 minutes for me, that seems to be the high score for us thus far.
It's weird how often Tom says things that I agree with 100%.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
32 minutes. Which apparently makes me unique!
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
You mean they're not evil zombie clowns?
Pfft... What's the fun in that?
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
1 hour, 3 minutes, answering for high score rather than accuracy.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
What answers did you give? I tried answering differently, going for high score, and still only got 51 minutes.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
51 minutes, but then I used to date a clown. I'm wary to their tricks.
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: What answers did you give? I tried answering differently, going for high score, and still only got 51 minutes.
The mere fact that you need to ask is my reason for not telling you. Like the man running from a bear, I don't have to be smarter than the clowns, I just have to be smarter than you.
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: I used to have a fear of a clown face popping up and watching me shower.
Dude! Me, too!!
Oh, and 32 minutes for me.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: I used to have a fear of a clown face popping up and watching me shower.
Poltergeist scarred my opinion of clowns for many more years to come.
Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nighthawk: You mean they're not evil zombie clowns?
Pfft... What's the fun in that?
Zombies have jumped the shark, even more than "jump the shark" has. Zombies, nazis and any form thereof have gotten stale, clowns have got a little life left in them.
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
How about zombie sharks?
Posted by The White Whale (Member # 6594) on :
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:Originally posted by Nighthawk: You mean they're not evil zombie clowns?
Pfft... What's the fun in that?
Zombies have jumped the shark, even more than "jump the shark" has. Zombies, nazis and any form thereof have gotten stale, clowns have got a little life left in them.
Haha!
What do zombies, clowns, sharks, vampires, aliens, Nazis, and Henry Winkler have in common?
Posted by Traceria (Member # 11820) on :
I'd like to think I could last longer than 32 minutes, which was my result. My grandmother used to dress up as a clown for birthdays and Halloween, and I grew up going to the circus, Easter and Christmas children's events at the local Boumi Temple (my granddad was a Mason). We were always surrounded by clowns, and I actually learned to make ballon animals there.
My husband, though, probably couldn't stand to take this quiz due to the hebbie jebbies (sp?). Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :
... Henry Winkler is still cool... right?
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel: ... Henry Winkler is still cool... right?
He tries to be on Royal Pains... There was that one flashback scene; it was hard visualizing The Fonz with two kids (they actually doctored an old family photo with his younger self's face).
Posted by The White Whale (Member # 6594) on :
I think his all time best was in Arrested Development.
quote:Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
quote: Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'
Quoted for being quotable (and hilarious!)
Other amusingly incompetent characters include Dr. Spaceman on 30 Rock with similar quotes...
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