24/7 is proud to announce our amazingly new amazing publishing opportunity: Filching Imprints. The way it works is simple: you work, and we all profit! "All" meaning, of course, Filching Imprints.
Filching Imprints was inspired by Full Fathom Five, the new revolutionary publishing program currently being pushed hard at fine arts programs at prestigious colleges everywhere by famous fabricator James Frey. And it couldn't be easier! New writers simply sign up to create works that they won't own or control, that won't be published under their own names, and for which they'll be paid pretty much whatever James Frey feels like. Suzanne Mozes wrote about her encounter with Frey's new "fiction factory," and you can read the milestone publishing contract everyone's laug... talking about at nymag.com.
But who cares if you're signing away a few worthless rights? You wouldn't have gotten published anyway, not with a lousy idea like yours. But with the name of occasionally-celebrated author James "I was on Oprah!" Frey behind it, that lousy idea can become a lousy entertainment powerhouse!