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Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

With Hostess closing its doors that means there are no more Ho-Hos to be had.

Losing the Ho-Hos leaves Santa with just one Ho to say.

So Santa is just another overweight white guy standing on the street corner yelling "Ho!"

Posted by AchillesHeel (Member # 11736) on :

I've considered renting a twinky costume and walking around downtown with sign raised above my head.

"THE END IS NIGH"

Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :

RE: OP

Worst.

Joke.

Ever.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Hard to return the costume with bites taken out of it though.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
Hard to return the costume with bites taken out of it though.

Just claim they're zombie bites to support the assertion of the aforementioned end being nigh.

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

Hostess’ Twinkie the Kid Proclaims: “I’m Not Dead Yet”

quote:
He sat in his own crumbs, cowboy hat askew, propped up against a rusty dumpster and delivered his own announcement to the world that the Twinkie wasn’t going anywhere.

I love Nanny Goats in Panties. [Big Grin]

Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :

Correction or update on the joke:
The punchline should be "Now Santa is just another overweight white guy standing on the street corner ringing his bell with a "Ho"

Posted by Stone_Wolf_ (Member # 8299) on :

How about: ...just another overweight white guy standing on the street corner ringing his bell and wishing he had more "ho"s.

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

Who says Santa has to be white? My older daughter's first visit to Santa (at Marshal Field's on State Street in Chicago in 1994?) she got to sit on the lap of a black Santa. I wonder if I even have that picture any more ... too many moves, every time I move I lose stuff.