A Chinese CEO's business card is making the rounds on YouTube. Among the other claims it has about this person is "Great and honorable role model" and "Most important man in China".
I've seen cards that list the person as "Tyrannosaur Castrater" and "Sex Consultant To The Stars".
What would you like to put on your imaginary Business Card:
Time & Sith Lord of the Dance
BRRRRrraaaaiiiiinnnns
Hiking Tours to Mordor, cause you just can't walk into Mordor
Highlander, because there can be only one. Lowlander, because there can be only pun.
Safety Consultant, Springfield Nuclear Power
Muppet of a Man
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
"That's just the beauty of it, he doesn't do anything"
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
Trust me, I know where my towel is.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
In college, I had business cards that read:
"Tom Davidson Hoopy Frood
Bespoke criticism."
Posted by Wingracer (Member # 12293) on :
HIRO PROTAGONIST Last of the freelance hackers Greatest sword fighter in the world Stringer, Central Intelligence Corporation Specializing in software-related intel (music, movies & microcode)
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Going with the Hitchhiker's Guide thing:
"Mostly Harmless"
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
Relentess Pursuit of Perfect Mediocrity
Reasonable Rates
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
100 Days with no typo$
Resistance is Futile...fun but futile.
Posted by Jeff C. (Member # 12496) on :
Lazy, easy, and only marginally intelligent.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
Yeah, I can get that done. . . how much cash you got on you?