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[ May 04, 2015, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: JanitorBlade ]
Posted by CT (Member # 8342) on :
*whistling Tom Waits
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
How would I know that I'm getting real counterfeit money and not actual money that you're trying to pass off as counterfeit? Nice try, but I'm too slick for that game.
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I don't understand what this has to do with men's rights
Posted by CT (Member # 8342) on :
I's not about men's rights. It's about ethics in canned precooked meat products.
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samprimary: I don't understand what this has to do with men's rights
They're counterfeit vouchers for female erotic capital, duh. Since evil sex-hoarding women have all the authentic currency clutched in their greedy, man-hating, manicured and painted fingers, and keep it from all of the nice guys and freely distribute it to jerks, something had to be done.
Unfortunately even men have their price, unlike women who all have a price, and so they bought off the white knight janitor who cracked down to keep the nice guys from getting their hands on some of those sexy vouchers.
Posted by Risuena (Member # 2924) on :
I feel like I'm not doing this right. As an evil sex-hoarding woman, I have surprisingly little authentic currency.
*looks at greedy, man-hating fingers*
Dammit. I forgot the manicure. No wonder it's not working!
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
I legit have a manicure right now
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
quote:Originally posted by Risuena: I feel like I'm not doing this right. As an evil sex-hoarding woman, I have surprisingly little authentic currency.
*looks at greedy, man-hating fingers*
Dammit. I forgot the manicure. No wonder it's not working!
As is the case of any man when he is addressing the issue of female erotic capital, I am a nice guy. That also means that since I'm a nice guy, and you're a woman, you're lying to me. Probably in some cunning gynotyrannical plot.
Posted by Risuena (Member # 2924) on :
You're right. I wasn't telling the entire truth. There is nailpolish on my nails, which is evidence of a somewhat recent manicure. But it's all chipped and peeling. Probably a metaphor of some sort there.
But anyway, have fun with your fedora (seriously, I don't care if it's really a trilby)!
Posted by CT (Member # 8342) on :
Put a bird on it. Or a vagina dentata.
Posted by Risuena (Member # 2924) on :