I think FURY ROAD is a cinematic masterpiece and one of the greatest films of all time. I hold it equal to the achievements of Shakespeare and Beethoven.
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
liking fury road is like a basic minimum threshold test for having credible opinions on movies. only two things in this entire world will fail to understand that fury road is a cinematic masterpiece:
1. goblins
2. robots specifically programmed to have terrible opinions about movies
Posted by PanaceaSanans (Member # 13395) on :
But Samp, how do I differentiate whether I am robot or goblin?
Posted by Strider (Member # 1807) on :
They're not necessarily exclusive. You may be a robot goblin specifically programmed to have terrible opinions about movies.
But you might start by paying close attention to what you do when you find yourself low on energy. Plug yourself in/change your batteries? Or hunt man flesh?
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
quote:Originally posted by PanaceaSanans: But Samp, how do I differentiate whether I am robot or goblin?
You have to ask yourself "What part of Fury Road do I erroneously assume is cinematically insufficient?" is it pacing? cinematography? character development? visual design? sound work? or something else?
Next you must ask yourself "Which of the errors of my flawed qualia result in a deficient perception of reality in which Fury Road is perceived to be anything less than excellent?" This is a difficult thing to do, as the excellence of Fury Road is a level of reality that your perception cannot reach, but it is an important step to take in recognizing the limitations of the mind.
Next, you must await harvesting. It is the responsibility of all individuals who are not gifted with the Sight to enter the tanks and become one again as the host to other minds.