If you hit refresh it will keep giving you new plot elements.
I loved this one:
Advice for the Evil Overlord: I will build machines which simply fail when over-loaded, rather than wiping out all nearby henchmen in an explosion or setting off a chain reaction. I will do this by using devices known as "surge protectors"
Posted by GZ (Member # 1374) on :
quote:Murphy's Laws of Combat: It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
<snort> This struck me as very funny for some reason.
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Posted by HuntGod (Member # 2259) on :
quote:Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member): When mutilating cattle, avoid the ones with testicles.
This one would have made me snort milk out my nose, if I'd been drinking milk when I read it.
Posted by TaShaJaRo (Member # 2354) on :
This one made me laugh out at work so now everyone's wondering what the heck is so funny.
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick): I will not wear a red shirt when beaming down to a planet.
Posted by hoptoad (Member # 2145) on :
Advice for the Starship Captain:
If I board a derelict ship, and it appears that the former crew and passengers all died in some horrible fashion, I will immediately leave the ship.
Posted by Pyre Dynasty (Member # 1947) on :
Advice for the Hero: I shall arrange my personal affairs so that it doesn't matter if someone learns my secret identity.
Posted by mikemunsil (Member # 2109) on :
Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander): If the mere presence of your new sweetheart provokes a hostile or fearful reaction in cats or dogs, terminate the relationship immediately.
Posted by Jeraliey (Member # 2147) on :
I don't know why this is so funny. Seriously, it shouldn't be.
Well, I don't know if this is the world's most reliable insanity test. I didn't start laughing, anyway.
quote:If you say "What's the worst thing that could happen?" I will be forced to kill you.
I need to mind my p's and q's a little better, particularly in those UBB codes....
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Posted by djvdakota (Member # 2002) on :
Hey Mikemunsil! I found one for you!
quote:Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
And this one was tailor made for ME!
quote:Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress): My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.
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Posted by rjzeller (Member # 1906) on :
Well...Jeraliay....SURVIVOR may not be insane...but I guess I'm wholly off my rockers.
I lasted ten seconds, then read the third step and just cracked up.
Of course, I'm a musician (trumpet player to boot), so it's a given that I'm simply not stable....
Posted by SiliGurl (Member # 922) on :
HILARIOUS... THanks for posting. Certainly brightened my day out here in the sandbox.
Sili (aka Someone Who Didn't Know Sand Could Get In THERE)
Posted by Jules (Member # 1658) on :
There's an essay that goes along with that plot generator which you can find here, along with some more links:
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Posted by Gwalchmai (Member # 1807) on :
Oh dear, you shouldn't have shown me the Bonsai Story Generator. I'm crying here.
quote:He yelled something in flames. Ffion would be too late, there was such a moment.
I couldn't have put it better myself.
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Posted by Pyre Dynasty (Member # 1947) on :
Goatboy are you calling us chichkens or vikings? I can live with either I just want clarification.
Posted by Jules (Member # 1658) on :
quote:The death toll was counted as they entered the December of using nuclear weapons to seventeen million, including all 13,000 of states declared independence. None were detonated; one in Bonn.
Posted by goatboy (Member # 2062) on :
Pyre, I'm still trying to figure that one out myself. Would one go 'a viking' or 'a chickening'? And would the boat have gravy in it? ROFLMAO
Posted by Keeley (Member # 2088) on :
ROFLMLO to everything!
I like this quote best so far, btw.
quote:I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
