Hatrackers you wont believe this but my PLT got attacked by a dragon. Not just any dragon but the Shan Connery Dragon. We were going through a mountain pass when he attacked us, we fended him off with .50cal and MK19 fire and a few AT4’s but we took a vehicle loss, the EOD Victor was knocked over. Thankfully none of the demo went off and all inside survived. We are thankful that it was not the Chuck Norris Dragon or we will all be dead. Unfortunately all pictures and film of the attack were confiscated.
Would you believe that.
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II
Posted by Robert Nowall (Member # 2764) on :
Well, not really...
Posted by HuntGod (Member # 2259) on :
A Dragon PIP I might believe, but not the Connery variety.
Posted by lehollis (Member # 2883) on :
quote:Hatrackers what's a hatracker? you wont believe this but not sure I love the cliche opening my PLT what's a PLT got attacked by a dragon weredingo would have been better. Not just any dragon but the Shan Connery DragonShan Connery weredingo would have been better. We were going through a mountain passcomma when he attacked us period, we fended him off with .50cal and MK19 fire and a few AT4’s but we took a vehicle loss, the EOD Victor was knocked over. nice attention to detail Thankfully none of the demo went off and all inside survived. show don't tell We are thankful that it was not the Chuck Norris Dragon weredingo or we will all be dead. Unfortunately all pictures and film of the attack were confiscated.
The end didn't surprise me
Might want to focus more on character -- how did you feel?
Weredingo would have been better...
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Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
Nice lehollis!
And I think Robert put it best.
Posted by wetwilly (Member # 1818) on :
No duh. What did you think was going to happen?
Posted by oliverhouse (Member # 3432) on :
quote:We are thankful that it was not the Chuck Norris Dragon or we will all be dead.
LOL... Now in the sequel you need to show how the dragon wasn't really a dragon, or how it was a dragon but dragons are all from outer space, or.... or... well, that's what it seems like from Star Wars and Highlander and stuff like that...
Posted by Pyre Dynasty (Member # 1947) on :
Shan Connery is a dragon? I mean I believe Chuck Norris is a dragon. but Connery? You of all people should know that Connery is a Werewolf. Are you sure it wasn't one of the Baldwin brothers I know that they are dragons.
(By the way, why doesn't anyone else seem to notice that Paris Hilton is a succubus?)
Edited to add: Yes I believe that you were attacked by a dragon.
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Posted by RMatthewWare (Member # 4831) on :
Paris Hilton a Succubus? Nah. She's evil and all, but I think I could say no to her STD ridden self.
Posted by Robert Nowall (Member # 2764) on :
Of course, if Rommel Fenrir Wolf II insists it happened, we must take him at his word...
Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
well i have never met connery so i would not know if he was one of the last of a dieing breed.
i was not in the victor when it happened, i was in the victor behind it.
it did happen the whole PLT saw it. except the ones on leave. We are RCP3 we are the best RCPin country and in a long time.
well my computer would not reconise hatrackriver, so i spelled it whomy computer reconised it as a word. i rely hate Vista.
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II
Posted by rstegman (Member # 3233) on :
quote:By the way, why doesn't anyone else seem to notice that Paris Hilton is a succubus?)
She did what to a bus????
Posted by debhoag (Member # 5493) on :
Where's G-Bus Man when you need him?
And Rommel, I totally believe everything you say. And, if I ever give you the impression that I don't, I apologize in advance for the error of my mistake.
Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
well he attacked again this time it was the Buffalo Victor HO19 was nocked over less than 3 klicks from the FOB. it took 2 dozers to right it.
and if you dont believe me this time a whole company of 864 bastards saw it.
lehollis, a PLT is short for Platoon. aand what in the F@$* is a weredingo? is that some kind of cousin of mine kind or something?
i truly believe that Paris Hilton is a succubus. i would shoot her in a blink of an eye if i ever had the chance.
I LEAVE THIS F@#%^& UP COUNTRY TODAY FOR R$R.
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II
Posted by TheOnceandFutureMe on :
My apartment got attacked by an Al Gore Manticore. Luckily my roommates and I were able to fend it off with a lampshade and kitchen appliances. We would have been screwed if we hadn't gone with the stainless steel toaster. It's amazing how those little decisions end up making a world of difference.
Posted by lehollis (Member # 2883) on :
RFW2, I knew it was a platoon. I was being sarcastic
Weredingo is an Evil Editor reference. One series of query letters to him featured weredingos.
TheOnceandFutureMe - just be glad it wasn't a Romanticore !
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Posted by Kathleen Dalton Woodbury (Member # 59) on :
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II, when you registered here, you agreed to watch your language.
Since you didn't in your post, I've deleted it.
Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
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Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
sorry i have lost my mind in the last 6 or so mounths.
it can relate to writing if anyone wants an idea to wright about. a combat ENG PLT in afghaistain that gets attacked by the connery dragon. not once but twice in 2 weeks.
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II
Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
Well I spotted our replacements big fear, the Mal Gipson Dragon. I saw him when I was on guard last night. I was looking through my Night Vision Goggles when I spotted him 150m from our tower. Unforchently Eagle Three Six would not give me permission to engage. “He dose not pose a threat to the security of the FOB or Coalition Forces.” Is what he said.
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II
Posted by annepin (Member # 5952) on :
When're you coming home, RFW?
Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
some time next week
RFW2nd
Posted by Bent Tree (Member # 7777) on :
It has the potential to be an interesting merge of fantasy and modern warfare, althought several movies come to mind, all of which were a little cliche.
Posted by Zero (Member # 3619) on :
I'd pay to watch any movie that hosted both Sean COnnery and Mel Gibson as dragons. Even though it would probably be the campiest film of all time.
Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :
well if any one would like to have the idea to wright it as a story then a movy you may have the idea.
i can see the trailer now
"IN A WORLD WHERE 21B ARE USED AS BATE, WHERE THE INFATRY ARE SCAIRED TO DO THERE JOB. WHERE EVERY ONE IS BEING ATTACKED BY THE SEAN CONERY AND MEL GIBSON DRAGENS. ONE PLT RACES AREOUND CLAERING EVERY ROUT AND FENDING OFF THE DRAGONS, THEY ARE RCP3."
