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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.Orbiting this at a distance of roughtly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't that small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said even the trees had been a bad move, and no one should ever have left the oceans.
And yes, I know where my towel is.
It's actually much better to have nothing except the clothes on your back. And if at least one or two items of your apparel are cotton, you have an expedient towel should the need arise.
That's part of what makes the books so funny. Adam's is being intentionally ridiculous about almost everything, including the movement of small green pieces of money, which he fervently believed were the key to making people happier and better. The fact that I disagree with him completely doesn't make that line any less amusing, either.