Either way, I'm back. Let me hit some highlights.
(1) I did no writing while I was away, or for a couple of weeks leading up to going away.
(2) I was away from Sunday to Sunday.
(3) One of the things I was "away" from was online stuff---I came back, and it took me from Sunday to Tuesday to machete my way through all the accumulated e-mail and backed up websites.
(4) Where did I go, you ask? (Maybe somebody is curious.) Atlanta to Charlotte to Atlanta to back home again. By car all the way
(5) You may have heard talk of a gas shortage in that area of the country---true, but everywhere I stopped had regular, at least, though some of them didn't have the higher (and higher-priced) grades. I generally prefer the middle grade myself, but I take what I can get.
(6) Owing to the stock market fluctuations of the past week, I lost ten thousand dollars while I was gone. But what the hell, I can't cash it in till I retire.
(7) I bought a big pile of books---like I do every other vacation---and even had time to read most of them.
(8) My back is still killing me. Particularly hard was the last day, consisting of a ten-hour car ride with a couple of breaks to eat and get gas.
(9) And I'm still on vacation for about a week, so I may be 'round here a couple of times a day rather than the usual just one.
That is no way to win that Hugo. Nebula, maybe but definitely not the Hugo.
(2) I was away from Sunday to Sunday.
Sounds like my Football team. They're not around most Sundays either.
(3) One of the things I was "away" from was online stuff---I came back, and it took me from Sunday to Tuesday to machete my way through all the accumulated e-mail and backed up websites.
What did you do when you got the email we love your story and want to publish it in are anthology but need an answer before sunday?
(4) Where did I go, you ask? (Maybe somebody is curious.) Atlanta to Charlotte to Atlanta to back home again. By car all the way
It took eight days to make that round trip? You need a tune-up.
(5) You may have heard talk of a gas shortage in that area of the country---true, but everywhere I stopped had regular, at least, though some of them didn't have the higher (and higher-priced) grades. I generally prefer the middle grade myself, but I take what I can get.
I didn't know there was a gas shortage and I drive everywhere. Are you sure they're not hoarding it and using the extra in the moonshine?
(6) Owing to the stock market fluctuations of the past week, I lost ten thousand dollars while I was gone. But what the hell, I can't cash it in till I retire.
Just think of all the fun you could have had with that 10 grand on vacation.
(7) I bought a big pile of books---like I do every other vacation---and even had time to read most of them.
Hell, Robert. You didn't have to do that. We would have gave you PLENTY of reading material for free. Of course you would have had to print it.
(8) My back is still killing me. Particularly hard was the last day, consisting of a ten-hour car ride with a couple of breaks to eat and get gas.
Did you leave one of the books on the seat? I drive everywhere and never had a sore back. well once I did but the leafsprings went out and the boss said I had to get that shipment there on time. That sucked.
(9) And I'm still on vacation for about a week, so I may be 'round here a couple of times a day rather than the usual just one.
Great! I have a 17000 word script that needs looked at and all my grammatical errors need fixed. What was that email address again?
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(2) Made it easier.
(3) I decided long ago that anything that needs an answer "right now" gets a flat "no." (You should've seen some of the jobs the post office has tried to highpressure me into this way.)
(4) I could'a made it in one day flat---but, hey, how could I visit some of the holy sites of NASCAR if I didn't actually stop at them.
(5) It was widely advertized in the news---I even saw a clip of a prominent politician saying "No gas in Atlanta, no gas in Charlotte," (or some such). Really put me in the mood to leave home, that did...
(6) I made about three thousand of it back in the next three days---haven't checked it since.
(7) I could squint at a screen all day long, but that also plays into Number Eight below...besides, reading a manuscript is never as much fun as reading a book...
(8) Next trip, I buy a lumbar car pillow beforehand and use that. (Also some new luggage as the handles of my big bag unraveled.)
(9) You've got five days and I might have the time...
I just wanted to make you feel like we really did miss you. (Of course that would be easier if SOMEONE posted on this thread beside me).
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about...
I'm tired, and my back didn't prevent me from moving---in fact, I think it limbered up a little as I moved around---but when I got out of my car after getting home from work, I screamed.
On the other hand---I was "off the clock" for about a year a while back. (Don't ask: long story, also involving back problems.) It took a month or so to settle down, but I managed to sit down and finish the final draft of my (last-finished-to-date) novel, work on another one (abandoned), then lurch into Internet Fan Fiction before going back to work.
But it's not as bad as when it hit unexpectedly. Since then I've been ready for it---and can stand up and move with only a few groans rather than a scream.