Hatrack River Writers Workshop: Newly weds.

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Posted by Patrick James (Member # 7847) on :

They're in the bedroom alone for the first time.

The bride says, "Give me a minute I would like to shower first."

Here husband replies, "Fine. But when you get out put these on." He tosses her a pair of his jeans.

She thinks the request odd, but she wants to please her husband. When she is done washing she pulls them up, does the buckle. They fall down around her ankles. She shuffles out of the bathrooom to show her husband. "Darling," She says, "these don't fit. I can't wear your pants."

He says, "That's right, You can't. I wear the pants in this house, remember that!"

Okay she thought. She gets out a pair of her panties, she tosses them at him. "Put these on."

He tries, he can't get them up past his knees. "Honey, I can't get into your panties." He says.

"That's right," she says, "and you won't, until your attitude changes!"

Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :

*golf clap*

Posted by Patrick James (Member # 7847) on :

Rhaythe thought himself rather dapper,
'cause he graduated phi beta kapper.
But the rub was this,
for a joke gone amiss,
he was not an enthusiastic clapper.

:raspberry:

[This message has been edited by Patrick James (edited October 29, 2008).]

Posted by Rhaythe (Member # 7857) on :

*snaps fingers in the air rapidly*

Groovy, man! I feel ya!

Posted by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (Member # 4199) on :

Nice

cheers to that

RFW2nd