My name is Vilate Jack and I live in very, very small-town Utah. Whatever you're thinking... that's right. I'm new at networking as far as writing goes, but an online workshop came highly recommended, and Hatrack more recommended than most. (:
I've been browsing for a few days, and I can't wait to get to know everyone here.
Somebody left the door open? What if one of the inmates got out and h-hurt somebody? KDW would be filling out paperwork for months.
Hey, how ya doin'? Who really cares, right? Sit down shut up and don't make a nuissance of yourself. So, you like to browse, huh? You like to watch? You make me sick.
Ok, if you browsed then you know this place is a madhouse filled with the worst sort of lunatics. Believe it or not, I'm one of the better ones.
That's right, we got guys who have done things nobody would be proud of--like snapper. I would recommend running, but that's a self-locking door you just closed behind you. So, I'll just have to recommend hiding.
Believe it or not, we're not all lunatics. It's just that Patrick says things like that so he doesn't feel all alone in his own craziness. Snapper can be a crank at times, too, but they're both basically harmless and not bad guys once you get to know them.
And don't worry about the door. It's always open to new members. So come on in and join us either on the deck outback, the rec room, or in the kitchen if you haven't had lunch or would like a snack. Then I'll be happy to show you the rest of the place.
Welcome to Hatrack .
[This message has been edited by Crystal Stevens (edited December 09, 2008).]