If you hit refresh it will keep giving you new plot elements.

I loved this one:

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Murphy's Laws of Combat:
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

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<snort> This struck me as very funny for some reason.

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Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
When mutilating cattle, avoid the ones with testicles.

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But I can't stop giggling.....

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If you say "What's the worst thing that could happen?" I will be forced to kill you.

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I need to mind my p's and q's a little better, particularly in those UBB codes....

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Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.

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And this one was tailor made for ME!

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Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
My Amazon Hordes will wear full body armor, rather than three small triangles of chain mail, which are reserved for dress occasions.

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I lasted ten seconds, then read the third step and just cracked up.

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/000290.html

http://www.critters.org/sting

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He yelled something in flames. Ffion would be too late, there was such a moment.

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I couldn't have put it better myself.

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The death toll was counted as they entered the December of using nuclear weapons to seventeen million, including all 13,000 of states declared independence. None were detonated; one in Bonn.

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I like this quote best so far, btw.

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I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

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