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Emily Johnson worked at the FDA, and was a sparkling conversationalist. Part of the sparkle came from her ablity to spin gross pharmaceutical disasters into amusing anecdotes. On this particular night, she was amusing listeners with a new story about drug company incompetence. Westmore Pharmaceuticals (formerly Kilbourne Pharmaceuticals – they had changed the name because people didn’t like hearing “kill” in the name of their drug company) had completely botched a human trial to the point where it made a funny story. Assuming you didn’t know any of the study participants.
The researchers at Westmore had hit upon a drug that was supposed to cure rheumatoid arthritis. They tested it on a group of perfectly healthy rats, and the rats showed no ill effects.
I liked the writing, it read easily and I especially liked the aside about Kilbourne. But would I continue reading? It's a very slight hook so far - what happens to the study participants - I think you'd have to give more sign of where this story is headed pretty soon to keep the interest up.
I like the voice of the piece too, think you got that just right for a sci-fi comedy.
Thanks for the comments. I've had trouble with the beginning. I'm not sure how to explain what's going on without giving everything away.
I think this is a little put-off-ish: "...to the point where it made a funny story." Let the story be funny without promising it will in advance.
I think the aside about the Kilbourne name would make a better "yuck" if it were part of Emily's speech. It seems misplaced in the valuable first 13 real estate. We have the disadvantage of not knowing what the next 13 will be, but it seems like with a humorous or satiric piece, the sooner you get to that business, the better.
--WouldBe
Your first paragraph sounds more like a promo sentence than part of the story. I think I would try to establish a voice and focused point of view from the outset. As it is, I'm uncertain who the narrator is and what his/her relationship is with Emily (if any) and I'm uncertain whether the story is to be about Emily or about the experiments.
I'd be glad to read the entire story so that I can give more relevant comments.
If, on the other hand, the story is not about Emily, but about the pharmaceutical company's test gone awry, then you should tell that story. You can tell it in Emily's voice, but you don't need Emily as a character.
On the issue of FDA. Yes, spell it out. Why not. But I worry about how much a reader needs everything spelled out. I get accused from time to time of writing with a thesaurus at my elbow and using words that nobody understands (words that to me seem commonplace). When I first started reading, there was a lot I didn't understand, but I picked up what I needed to know from context and read on. This may not be the case with modern readers. I teach math, and I often get the impression that my students only pick out nouns and an occasional verb, and if they can't parse the meaning from those clues, they say the reading is "too hard". That is not the kind of reader I want to write for.