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Posted by MattLeo (Member # 9331) on :
 
I came across a funny sign the other day.

You know how "artisanal" has become the new "home made"? It means just like Grandma would have made -- if she'd studied at Le Cordon Bleu with Julia Child. Well I came across a sign which offered "Artisan egg breakfast sandwiches." My first reaction was, "Honey, let's put some of those eggs in an incubator and see what happens."
 
Posted by Robert Nowall (Member # 2764) on :
 
I've seen several signs lately that said something along the lines of: "The boss said change the sign so I did." Old joke, actually, but it's out there.

Something more disturbing...I was stopped at a traffic light where a Burger King was on the corner. The sign said "Try our new Bacon [something]"---I couldn't read that last word right away 'cause some trees blocked the view.

Then the light changed and I moved forward and could read it, and the word was "Sundae." I was shouting, "Oh, Geese, Eww, Gross, Disgusting!" (despite being alone in the car) for a couple of miles down the road.

Another old joke by Drew Carey comes to mind: "For the people who just don't care anymore."
 


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