I have right at 30,000 words, very rough words, procrastinating on doing my first polish...anyway here are the first 13.

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It reads like YA and the length suggests like YA, but the MC's age and the presentation don't work at all for YA.

I would like a setting before getting too far into the speech, so I can picture this being delivered in a cemetery, or at a school, or outside a factory at night, or wherever. Put a cigarette in his hand (or a toothpick in hers) and let me picture the person sharing these thoughts with the reader.

Also, I get the Photoshop simile because I use it every day at work. I think you'll lose most readers pretty quickly. And even if you don't, the filters in Photoshop change from year to year, so in ten years this paragraph will be obviously antiquated. So I say pick a different way to convey the same thing.

The following phrase...

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big G not little g

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But as I said. I like it, I enjoyed it, and I would read on.

It is for a very specific demographic, the True Blood, Dresden Files markets, though the initial chapter does come across as anti-god, the protag is a sort of vampiric Job, with a touch of doubting Thomas and a dab of Dexter thrown in for good measure.

The scene actually takes place in the hallway of a hospital leading up to the maternity ward where he is headed for a snack. I like the photoshop reference, but understand where you are coming from, there's been a sharpen filter in PS for as long as I can remember and it's always had similar function, so I figured it was ok.

There is a second POV that alternates, a young acolyte of a violent jihadist religious group of shapechangers. I think she might be the stronger POV, but her voice is weaker and I'm still trying to get it down.

I am not a big fan of the photoshop reference. It doesn't seem to fit with the voice. I can't really picture a vampire playing around on a computer, especially this one. It's too mundane for someone who loves being a vampire. I guess it depends on how long he has been a vampire, so maybe he used photoshop when he was human.

One more thing, you started out with him saying he loved being a vampire, past tense. If at the end, he is still a vampire I am going to be annoyed.

I really like the photoshop reference, so I'm a little defensive about it.

He was was turned at the age of 22, in 1992, so he is currently 40. He does use a computer extensively at times, my vampires are destroyed by sunlight, but do not "have" to sleep, many do for psychological reasons, but he doesn't sleep much, and being from my generation he does embrace the virtual world during the daytime hours. I comment on the surprising number of vampires playing World of Warcraft at one point, as a joke. So the photoshop reference definately fits the character.

Another aspect of my vampires, which differ slightly, is that I've always found it aggravating that simply changing someone food source causes them to become raving homicidal maniacs. My vampiric society is very careful about feeding and who they turn. My main character is an exception that slipped through (which is part of the plot). He was already a burgeoning high functioning sociopath and being turned nudged him into full blown sociopathy. Which leads to him being at odds with the rest of the vampiric society as the story progressives.

I could sub out the photoshop reference and use a high def comparison.

As to the language, again this is marketed to the urban fiction demo, which is generally looking for gritty and irreverant.

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Well by the end he doesn't love being a vampire anymore, does that count?

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Yes, this would work.

Now that I understand your take on vampires, the photoshop metaphor works although I do think high def might have more universal appeal. How many people use photoshop?

I have to say that I like your take on the vampire lore. Vamps playing WOW that is funny. Your story sounds interesting. Good luck with it.

One quick grammer correction.

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Since Adam and Eve he and his flunkies have been stepping in to play biblical buzzkill.

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There should be a comma after Eve.

As far as content, you might want to slow down on the cuss words, especially because this is supposed to be YA. 30,000 words is even a tad short for a YA novel. I would bump it to 40k-50k, but that's just me.

His view on God makes sense, and as I atheist, I have no issues with it, but some, if not many editors might. If you offend the editor, I doubt they will consider the novel.

House cleaning:
I would consider altering the first line.
I loved being a vampire, big L, O, V, E, D, LOVED.
I'm not sure many will get the Photoshop references. I do, but if you do run the sharpen filter 12 times, yuck.
" Of course if history teaches anything, I was a history minor in college, it’s that sure as ****, as soon as someone starts enjoying themselves God steps in, singular not plural, big G not little g, and ****s things up."

This sentence is so confusing. I would really consider altering it a bit.
Of course, if history taught anything, as soon as someone starts enjoying themselves, God steps in . . .
You can find another place to mention that he was a college professor.

There should be a comma after Eve.
I love the whole sign in the garden bit.
If you want, you can comment on my new opening for YA fantasy with strange creatures.

I took the reference to our mutual Lord differently, when you identified Him as in the singular, the big guy, I thought that wasn't a slap at God but recognition of him. So many novels today like to pretend having a pantheon of minor godlets and goddesses has the same punch and it just never washes. You keep waiting for the Big Guy to step in and mop up.