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CABaize
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posted May 19, 2009 07:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CABaize   Click Here to Email CABaize     Edit/Delete Message
600! Wow! It keeps going, and going, and going...

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 19, 2009 07:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
I suppose I could call the blood bank and ask them what type blood I have, if they still have me on file. But I don't want them starting up with their demands, again...

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philocinemas
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posted May 19, 2009 08:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for philocinemas   Click Here to Email philocinemas     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, I forgot to include my blood type - O neg.

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shimiqua
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posted May 19, 2009 09:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for shimiqua   Click Here to Email shimiqua     Edit/Delete Message
You and me are the same!*


(*I know, I know. Bad grammar, but it sounds funnier that way.)

Speaking of bad grammar, There is a national commercial about mouthwash, that has a glaring grammar error. How dumb do they think we are?
~Sheena

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Zero
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posted May 19, 2009 09:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zero     Edit/Delete Message
Too bad it isn't a commercial for an Oxford Dictionary.

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 19, 2009 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
I remember a "Barney Miller" episode where they brought in someone who tore up a subway ad because he couldn't stand the bad grammer and spelling. "Our pickles are the tongue-teasingest, the lip-smackingest, the crun-crun-crunchiest." (Or something like that.)

"Save up to fifty percent---and more!"

"Someday all our people will have above average incomes."

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 20, 2009 10:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
Quiet overnight, huh?

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CABaize
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posted May 20, 2009 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CABaize   Click Here to Email CABaize     Edit/Delete Message
I find it hard to believe we have exhausted the randomness reserves of this group...

That said, I woke up at 3am this morning with an agonizing neck ache that actually turned out to be quite productive... I couldn't sleep, so I wrote for a while as I waited for pain meds to kick in. After reading what I wrote, I have decided that writing after taking pain medication is perhaps not the wisest method. Now that stuff was random.

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Kitti
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posted May 20, 2009 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kitti   Click Here to Email Kitti     Edit/Delete Message
I lost my internet this morning, so sadly all my randomness was trapped inside me.

On the bright side, not being able to internet surf meant I got to work half an hour early and had time for a second cup of tea beforehand

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 20, 2009 03:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
I can do without the Internet. I can quit any time. Come to think of it, I just did---I didn't go online from the morning of Saturday May Ninth to the evening of Sunday May Seventeenth. Of course I was away from my computer at the time...

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Owasm
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posted May 20, 2009 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Owasm   Click Here to Email Owasm     Edit/Delete Message
Earlier today, I was at a business meeting. While zoning out, I realized that without the internet I would spend more time watching TV.

Now if there was no internet, no TV and no video gaming, what kind of world would there be????

[This message has been edited by Owasm (edited May 20, 2009).]

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 20, 2009 07:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
Of course, since I'm still on vacation right now, and home where my computer is, I could just stay here and post as the spirit moves me.

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Unwritten
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posted May 20, 2009 08:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
I hate mosquitoes.

I am horrible at remembering what I need to buy at the store, and I can never find my shopping list when I get there.

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Tani
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posted May 20, 2009 09:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tani     Edit/Delete Message
We used to have a bat living in our attic that ate the mosquitos. One day he invited twenty of his friends to move in, so bye-bye bats.

Now the mosquitos are back.

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posted May 20, 2009 10:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for InarticulateBabbler   Click Here to Email InarticulateBabbler     Edit/Delete Message
I hate blackflies. You can't even blink in peace with them around.

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Pyre Dynasty
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posted May 21, 2009 12:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pyre Dynasty   Click Here to Email Pyre Dynasty     Edit/Delete Message
You know bat guano is sometimes quite explosive.

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posted May 21, 2009 01:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for InarticulateBabbler   Click Here to Email InarticulateBabbler     Edit/Delete Message
And yet, some people make bowls and dishes from it...

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Kitti
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posted May 21, 2009 01:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kitti   Click Here to Email Kitti     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, I didn't need to know that...

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 21, 2009 06:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
Bat guano...from bowels to bowls, I guess.

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 21, 2009 06:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
Everytime uClick Comics diddles with their format, they screw me over. This morning, their changes prevented me from printing out my comics e-mail. Their "modifications" made the comics lap over the margins...some disappeared below the page...and all of them lost their right sides.

Kinda defeats what I'm paying for, huh?

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posted May 21, 2009 01:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
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I hate blackflies. You can't even blink in peace with them around.

That was just so true that it had to be printed twice. My house is surrounded, and I can't even go outside without being dive bombed. a million times.

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posted May 21, 2009 01:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
Does anyone know if Chuck will be back next year?
Does anyone else care?

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Kitti
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posted May 21, 2009 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kitti   Click Here to Email Kitti     Edit/Delete Message
I read in the papers sometime recently that it had been renewed.

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posted May 21, 2009 01:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
Yay! It's the only thing on TV that I like these days. I'm both picky and obsessive. I like that about myself.

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posted May 21, 2009 03:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pyre Dynasty   Click Here to Email Pyre Dynasty     Edit/Delete Message
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I hate blackflies. You can't even blink in peace with them around.

Racist! No one ever complains about whiteflies!


And before people start throwing spears (or pikes) at me this is a joke.

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posted May 21, 2009 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
We don't throw pikes around here. We only throw books that have people throwing pikes in them.

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 21, 2009 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
Piker!

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snapper
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posted May 21, 2009 10:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for snapper   Click Here to Email snapper     Edit/Delete Message
Statistics on the first 600 posts

Number of members that posted in RM: 39

Who posted the most: Robert Nowall 103 times

Who's next: Inarticulate Babbler 59 (thats over 25% combined)

Next closest: Snapper 40

Number of members that posted only once: 7

Number of members that posted at least ten times: 19

Number of members that posted at least twenty times: 11

Number of members that posted at least thirty times: 7

Number of times KDW posted: 18

Last one to join the thread: BenM at post 585

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InarticulateBabbler
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posted May 21, 2009 11:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for InarticulateBabbler   Click Here to Email InarticulateBabbler     Edit/Delete Message
Well, I'll defer to you, snapper. You'll probably eclipse me soon, anyway.

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Pyre Dynasty
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posted May 22, 2009 12:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pyre Dynasty   Click Here to Email Pyre Dynasty     Edit/Delete Message
Is there some magic way you're seeing the post numbers or are you counting.

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posted May 22, 2009 01:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for satate   Click Here to Email satate     Edit/Delete Message
What are blackflies? I hate whiteflies. They fly in my mouth and it's impossible to shoo them away. (there now it's equal, we hate both black and white flies)

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Kitti
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posted May 22, 2009 01:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kitti   Click Here to Email Kitti     Edit/Delete Message
Forget flies - how abput gnats? Tiny little buggers drive me crazy, esp. when you get a swarm of them around your head!

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posted May 22, 2009 05:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
Blackflies are an especially icky breed of bugs here in the northeast U.S. Imagine gnats that bite harder and are hungrier than mosquitos, and you have a blackfly. They are here to ruin the spring.

Are whiteflies a real thing or were you kidding?

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posted May 22, 2009 06:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for snapper   Click Here to Email snapper     Edit/Delete Message
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Is there some magic way you're seeing the post numbers or are you counting.

Nope. Just counted. It took me a few days to do the first 500. I just counted the next 100 for this one.

This is my way of procrastinating. I always thought I would be a great satistical analysit. I have no idea on how to get such a job or if it pays well, however.

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Well, I'll defer to you, snapper. You'll probably eclipse me soon, anyway.

Unlikely. I had a good stretch of time off because of the economy but back to work now. I'm probably not even in third anymore. Unwritten was a couple behind me at 600 and may have passed me by now.

[This message has been edited by snapper (edited May 22, 2009).]

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posted May 22, 2009 03:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
I post a lot because (1) this thread is funny, and (2) I have no life other than (a) work, (b) reading, and (c) [occasionally] writing.

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 22, 2009 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
Forgot television on that last post.

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Unwritten
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posted May 22, 2009 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
WOW!

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Unwritten
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posted May 22, 2009 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
I had

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Unwritten
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posted May 22, 2009 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
no idea

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Unwritten
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posted May 22, 2009 04:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
I was so close

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Unwritten
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posted May 22, 2009 04:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unwritten   Click Here to Email Unwritten     Edit/Delete Message
to third place.

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Kitti
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posted May 22, 2009 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kitti   Click Here to Email Kitti     Edit/Delete Message
lol

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 22, 2009 06:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
I've heard press reports these last two days involving terrorists in Newburgh, New York plotting to fire missiles at planes leaving Stewart Field nearby. I always get a little nostalgic when I hear that airport mentioned in the news. My grandfather built it.

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posted May 22, 2009 08:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for InarticulateBabbler   Click Here to Email InarticulateBabbler     Edit/Delete Message
Lol, Robert: It's awesome when you can get teary-eyed with nostalgia when discussing a terrorist target.

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posted May 22, 2009 10:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for philocinemas   Click Here to Email philocinemas     Edit/Delete Message
Instead of terrorists, maybe they're tourists with really big cameras, hoping for another Air Force 1 photo-op.


Speaking of AF1 - my home town airport in Roanoke, Virginia is a training site for AF1 pilots. They are trained to fly below RADAR. If everyone thought the fly-overs in NYC were eerie, they should watch one of these things fly below radar and make 90 degree turns!

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 23, 2009 03:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
'Salways a problem when they're doing something over thataway, and you have to make educated guesses about what.

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posted May 24, 2009 07:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for snapper   Click Here to Email snapper     Edit/Delete Message
What is this? A holiday weekend and suddenly everyone has a purpose and no one has time for anymore randomness?

I got to get to work. Got 12 days today and tomorrow. Yuck.

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Robert Nowall
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posted May 24, 2009 07:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Robert Nowall   Click Here to Email Robert Nowall     Edit/Delete Message
I'm still on vacation. I've still got plenty of time.

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posted May 24, 2009 11:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for InarticulateBabbler   Click Here to Email InarticulateBabbler     Edit/Delete Message
I'm going out of state to see Testament, in about 45 minutes. I'm psyched for the show!

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posted May 24, 2009 02:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kitti   Click Here to Email Kitti     Edit/Delete Message
I've seen plenty of people nutmegged while playing soccer, but that's pretty run of the mill. So I've upped the ante a bit. As of today, I can quite honestly say that I have seen a man nutmegged by a hawk. Twice.

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