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shimiqua Member	posted February 02, 2009 04:02 PM (Feel free to add.) My hair gel smells like hamster feet. IP: Logged
shimiqua Member	posted February 02, 2009 04:04 PM Sour Cream Enchiladas taste better the second day. IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 02, 2009 04:19 PM Things taste better when they're going down than when they're coming back up. IP: Logged
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II Member	posted February 02, 2009 05:06 PM Damn Pockets. sox always get lost in the dryer. RFW2nd IP: Logged
aspirit Member	posted February 02, 2009 08:50 PM Paris smells like wet limestone (or so I'm told). IP: Logged
Meredith Member	posted February 02, 2009 09:45 PM A pox on pharmacies that can't fill a prescription in seven hours. AND make you wait in line 45 minutes to tell you it's not ready after seven hours. [This message has been edited by Meredith (edited February 02, 2009).] IP: Logged
InarticulateBabbler Member	posted February 02, 2009 10:31 PM Damned the naked midgets for throwing little pickles at me! IP: Logged
AmieeRock Member	posted February 02, 2009 10:55 PM I can't follow that one, except... Send the pickle throwing midgets to the IRS, they deserve to be pickle-targets!! IP: Logged
LAJD Member	posted February 02, 2009 11:58 PM I don't like Mondays. IP: Logged
Bent Tree Member	posted February 03, 2009 12:44 AM The sun put on a ghastly robe of great and terrible snakes swirling forth as if to mark their joy at the death of an enemy demon. IP: Logged
aspirit Member	posted February 03, 2009 12:55 AM The IRS does the best it can with the laws Congress enacted. Send the pickle-throwers to Congress. IP: Logged
Zero Member	posted February 03, 2009 01:14 AM It's not my fault I didn't do anything productive today... Wikipedia is an event horizon. (I learned that on Wikipedia.) IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 03, 2009 06:23 AM Ant spray doesn't get rid of the ant problem, it just makes the ants move to another part of the house. IP: Logged
shimiqua Member	posted February 03, 2009 11:24 AM Blame doesn't get rid of the problem, it just makes the problem move to another part of the house. (Take that IRS) IP: Logged
Joseph Forrest Member	posted February 03, 2009 12:44 PM soap IP: Logged
Zero Member	posted February 03, 2009 12:54 PM lol IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 03, 2009 03:37 PM Why put a bumper sticker on the back of your car, that tells the world you're crazy? IP: Logged
philocinemas Member	posted February 03, 2009 10:06 PM I posted this once in a more serious thread, but this is a real pet peeve of mine: How is it that I can go to a fast food restaurant and get a king-size drink, a large, and a medium, but I can't get a small drink? Does anyone know what the word medium means? (pun unintentional) IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 04, 2009 05:56 AM Well, there's the story of, during the Cold War, when the Russian government ordered some...well, that's probably too raw and raunchy for right here... I'll just type in the punchline. "...and, printed on every one, was the word MEDIUM." IP: Logged
philocinemas Member	posted February 04, 2009 09:26 AM I'm not sure I get the implications you are suggesting. The only thing that comes to mind, with that word possibly printed on it, is in relation to something that could be affected by the cold and tends to drive men to buy very large vehicles. Am I on the right track? IP: Logged
Zero Member	posted February 04, 2009 10:31 AM Yeah it's kinda unclear. I took it to mean prostitutes. IP: Logged
philocinemas Member	posted February 04, 2009 12:47 PM Zero, I've never met a prostitute, in the familiar sense, however, I do not believe they come with the word medium printed on them. Now, if you are referring to... (I better stop there) IP: Logged
shimiqua Member	posted February 04, 2009 02:24 PM You try to do something silly and pointless, and it will be derailed by people arguing over the meaning of words they can't say. IP: Logged
shimiqua Member	posted February 04, 2009 02:25 PM Down is easier than up. Except in an elevator. Then it takes about about the same amount of effort. (push) IP: Logged
Zero Member	posted February 04, 2009 08:34 PM Yes you'd better stop there, lol. And shim, I love the elevator quote! IP: Logged
philocinemas Member	posted February 05, 2009 09:43 AM I apologize, shimiqua. On to another musing: I recently found out that water doesn't really go down the drain in the opposite direction south of the equator. The direction of the water's spin is determined solely by the position of the spicket, the tilt of the bowl, and other variables such as air currents and imperfections. Is that random enough? IP: Logged
Bent Tree Member	posted February 05, 2009 10:47 AM There are currently thirty-seven species of insects within my sight and it is far colder out here than I am comfortable with. Florida isn't even that cold. I am a wuss. IP: Logged
Zero Member	posted February 05, 2009 02:56 PM The cold I can handle, but the insects I could do without. IP: Logged
tnwilz Member	posted February 05, 2009 09:28 PM If you ever become a Zombie, don't walk around with your arms held out in front of you - its a dead giveaway. IP: Logged
aspirit Member	posted February 05, 2009 10:21 PM Nice pun, tnwilz. Florida does feel colder than colder states. I'd rather be in 30-degree Colorado than 50-degree Florida. Salt actually removes some of coffee's bitterness. IP: Logged
Joseph Forrest Member	posted February 05, 2009 10:32 PM My wife doesn't let me have any of the money I go to work to make. I'm probably better off because of it. IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 06, 2009 01:08 PM Never go out in the woods in hunting season, 'cause the woods are filled with cuckoos. ***** As for my joke---well, obviously, it's not really mine---if you're motivated enough to look it up, it's joke #303 in Asimov Laughs Again. IP: Logged
Bent Tree Member	posted February 06, 2009 02:58 PM The more time I waste, seems the less time I have to waste. IP: Logged
dreadlord Member	posted February 06, 2009 03:29 PM so a priest, deacon, and teacher walk into a bar... and the bishop says "I can explain." IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 07, 2009 10:19 AM Ever gotten into serious trouble for doing something exactly the way you've been told to do it? IP: Logged
snapper Member	posted February 07, 2009 12:13 PM I can't find my glasses anywhere IP: Logged
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II Member	posted February 07, 2009 03:12 PM my favorit bumper sticker i have ever seen Keep Honking i am reloading. and My other auto is a .45 COLT ACP dose Chcuk Norris ever quit being funny? the poor man has over 2000 jockes about him. RFW2nd IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 08, 2009 11:02 AM quote: I can't find my glasses anywhere Have you tried the top of your head? ***** If management would only admit the machine didn't work, it could be ripped out and we could get on with our lives. IP: Logged
snapper Member	posted February 08, 2009 12:29 PM quote: Have you tried the top of your head? Nope, my head is way too big for them to be up there. I found under the kitchen table. Damn cat. IP: Logged
Patrick James Member	posted February 09, 2009 11:13 AM A lot of randomness going on here. I won't add to it. I prefer to pepper my randomness where it doesn't belong. IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 09, 2009 06:47 PM My favorite French Fries are those I make myself. IP: Logged
Bent Tree Member	posted February 09, 2009 09:00 PM In FLorida it can be too hot and too cold in the same 24 hour period. IP: Logged
Meredith Member	posted February 09, 2009 09:42 PM The brains of male dogs are different than the brains of female dogs. Female dogs are always thinking. Male dogs' brains have a cut-off switch somewhere. When the right stimulus is applied--not just female dogs in heat, also squirrels, cats, the wind blowing in the wrong direction, etc.--the cut-off switch is activated and the male dog's brain ceases to function. There has to be a lesson in there, somewhere. IP: Logged
Meredith Member	posted February 09, 2009 09:52 PM On the flip side, (just to be fair) male dogs are sweeter than female dogs. A female dog's brain is always working. They have their own agenda--often world domination. (There's a reason they're called 'bitches'). But male dogs just want to cuddle and be loved all the time. Male dogs are also more sensitive than female dogs. You can tell a female dog 'No' and she'll just flip you the paw. Male dogs act like the world has ended. They also need to be told that they're good dogs a lot more often than the bitches. IP: Logged
Bent Tree Member	posted February 09, 2009 10:09 PM I make perfect jasmine rice...perhaps I am a tenzo at heart. IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 10, 2009 07:45 AM [deleted] IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 10, 2009 07:45 AM Ignore previous message; everything may yet be all right. IP: Logged
Rommel Fenrir Wolf II Member	posted February 10, 2009 05:27 PM hit any key to continue PS: my brain is now always off, until around may it will come back on. i blame ther werewolf side of me for that. RFW2nd [This message has been edited by Rommel Fenrir Wolf II (edited February 10, 2009).] IP: Logged
Zero Member	posted February 11, 2009 12:10 AM I do too. IP: Logged
Robert Nowall Member	posted February 11, 2009 05:34 AM "Hit Any key to continue?" Where's the Any key? IP: Logged

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