Dr. Strangelove

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.

Monty Python.

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Brian Johnson: Bender, did you know without trigonometry there would be no engineering?

John Bender: Without lamps there'd be no light.

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Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.

Claire: No thank you.

Bender: How does he ride a bike?

Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?

Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?

Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun.

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The Breakfast Club

Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.

Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?

Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?

Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?

Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun.

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The Breakfast Club

How about a different movie quote:

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I can tell you the license numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you the waitress is left-handed. I can tell you the guy sitting at the bar weighs two-hundred-fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and I know that--at this altitude--I can run flat out for a half a mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

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-Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity)

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Gordie Boggs: Buenos nachos!

Sasha: I didn't know you spoke Spanish.

Gordie Boggs: Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times.

Sasha: Are you fluent?

Gordie Boggs: No, I feel fine.

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- Gordie and Sasha Ready to Rumble

Peter: That oughtta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

Gozer: Are you a god?

Raymond: [hesitant] Uh...no.

Gozer: Then... di-i-i-i-e!
[Gozer begins shocking the Ghostbusters with lighting.]

Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you're supposed to say "Yes!"
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Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.

Wesley: Then why are you smiling?

Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.

Westley: And, what is that?

Inigo Montoya: I am not left handed.
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Prince Regent: Percy. Fashionably late, as usual.

Sir Percy: Sink me, your highness, it was this damned cravat. Simply refused to tie. I ask you. Sticking out like a pincushion.

Prince Regent: I might have known it would be something serious.

"Let me get this right, you think your boss spends his nights beating hardened criminals to a pulp and your plan is to blackmail this person?"

"The Sphinx:When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your enemies attacks with balance.
Mr. Furious:Okay, but why am I wearing watermelons on my feet.
The Sphinx:I don't remember telling you to do that."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Your really cute but I don't understand a word you are saying." Had to pull that one on my niece once.

Robert – “Frankly Scarlet, I don’t give a damn!”
Genevive42 – “Kaahhn!”
Unwritten
– “Dogs and Cats living together! Mass hysteria.”
– “Inconceivable!”
– You got me – is it “A Robinhood who can speak with a real British accent”?
Pyre Dynasty
- Ice Age – not sure which one
- “Do you want to know how I got these scars?”
- Kung-fu Panda?
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- “I’m so frightened I could squeal like a little girl.”

Red Vs Blue

and

"As I end the refrain, thrust home!"

and

"I mock the manner of these canine courtesies and say thank Heaven, here comes another enemy."

Not that I was really playing guess that quote.

ok, I'll stop now... More here.

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"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

(Which is how I recall the line.)

Grandfather: But I'm clean.

anyway...

Saigon... ****; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

Charlie don't surf!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory

Apocalypse Now

I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man, I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros!'We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today ... are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

Full Metal Jacket

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"Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone?"

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"Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."

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"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."

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"That's it man, game over man, game over!"

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Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."

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Simpson's Citizen Kang...Not really a movie, but in honor of Halloween...and all...Not that Citizen Kang was a Treehouse of Horror episode...but, well you know. It's friday, Wheeeee!

Leslie

"It would take a great feat of strength to get us out of here."
"That's it, we use the great strength of feet!"