I have signed shirts, but it's very hard - they have to be stretched just so, and even then the point of the Sharpee snags and makes my signature jumpy.
I have occasionally signed on plastic, but the ink will never truly bond with the surface, so I advise people against it.
I have signed occasional patches of human skin, almost always attached to a living person, but I don't like doing it, mostly because people tend to be sweaty and then my hands don't feel clean afterward.
Of course, in a deep philosophical sense, don't all things ultimately come from trees?
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All (non-plant) living things eat plant life, or eat something that ate plants, or eat something that ate something that ate something that ate plants, etc.
I suspect that's what OSC meant. Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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I scratched my name in baby poop with my finger.
Oh, no, wait, that was a nightmare.
Yes, I've signed a plastic diaper surface.
But truly, truly I prefer signing published works authored or edited by me ... <grin>. I hope we aren't going to start a contest to see what is the weirdest thing somebody can get me to sign. Because if that starts, then I'll just stop signing anything.
Which is probably a good idea. Right now, I believe the rarest state of the "Iron Man" comics is UNsigned.
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