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I won't say it's a complete bomb, but it did follow a nice ballistic trajectory, and left a giant smoking hole when it finally came down to Earth.
This movie not only eats its young, but chews the cud as well.
Had us rolling in the aisles, at least until the paramedics arrived...bless them!
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So much action--three suicides and a breif descent into madness! And that was just the audience!
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Three fires were started just from the friction of the patrons fidgeting in their seats. Corduroy has now been banned from future showings of this film.
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At the premier, the director and cast left early, followed soon after by the patrons and invited guests. Bearing torches.
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The director has been quoted as saying he wishes human beings came equipped with more than just 5 senses. No doubt he wishes there were more so he could assault THOSE too.
A sure-bet for the direct-to-Beta market.
Soon to be appearing in a bargain bin near you.
Remember this film! It is sure to turn up as one of the tough questions in future trivia games.
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This fits here, too. OSC posts in the Ender's Game - The Movie thread.
quote:Originally posted by Orson Scott Card: The last thing I need is for people to say, "Ender's Game - the movie that's even slower and longer than Heaven's Gate!"
So, odds are, this won't be on the posters.
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You'll want to buy an extra-large popcorn for this one--the best target practice you'll have had in years!
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This is what comes of not supporting the political aspirations of some in Hollywood. I hereby vote that we send the director and the entire cast to Washington for at least 6 years.
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Never a good sign -- we had to wake the patrons from the prior showing so that we could take our seats.
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Hmm. I can't do it, but it was the trailer for the Emporer's club or something like that. It went something like this:
[poingnant and weighty sentence fragment] [poingnant and weightly split infinitive] Oh well, I can't explain it. It seemed funny at the time and lead to an impassioned argument about an actor that turned out not to be Robin Williams.
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quote:Originally posted by tmservo: On a like note, OSC's quote in regards to Serenity is so popular, the browncoats have been making custom DVD covers with it:
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