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Kayla
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Do you think I'm pretty?

And all for the low, low price of $49.95!

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Bob_Scopatz
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You have a beautiful soul. How much do you want for it?

Reach in your pockets, slowly, and pull out whatever is in there.

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Vaultgirl
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..so world domination, warm socks and breakfast cereal are included?

Noone's keeping score.

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Kayla
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Bob's Q: You wouldn't believe how much I love you. Wanna see?

vaultgirl's Q: I know that I am the most loved, well-respected and popular hatracker. Are you jealous?

A: Not even if you paid me.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Would you type in "Not even if you paid me"?

...get it???

A giant slurpee and six straws.

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ae
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What does it take to make a Zimmkonian Sextu-Orisian Behemoth happy?

A wandering minstrel.

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MEC
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what's the most important thing to have at an oragie(sp?)?

it's raining mountain lions and wolves.

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Doug J
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It's raining lions and wolves?

...And you still shook his hand?!

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ludosti
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Did you know I met the Devil yesterday?

With a tire iron.

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Ophelia
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How do you get the wrinkles out of a tire?

Silence, you insolent fool!

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Ralphie
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Hey, are you gonna eat that?

Whacha! Another nice day!

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Dan_raven
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What does Whacha mean in the new Klingon/English Dictionary?

My own private disintigration ray.

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IMHO
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How are you going to take care of that pesky stray dog that keeps digging up your garden?
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A: Lemon-scented freshness.

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Fossil
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What's that god-awful smell?!

Chimp monks

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Dan_raven
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Who prays to the monkey god?

Greased lightning.

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Ralphie
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What will we call these 1,000 holy monkeys at 1,000 styluses copying holy script for 1,000 years?

Paint my muscle care PRUNE colored, please!

edit: Mine is better than yours, Dan, so I'm keeping it.

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited May 15, 2002).]

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Polemarch
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Well, it comes in designer colors. Which one do you want?

*returns from the bathroom* My buisness... is done!

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Dan_raven
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*Smiling, takes Sadaam Hussien and a length of garden hose into the bathroom. After a loud struggle, strange gurgling noices, and a high pitched scream and a flush....

Supercalifragilisticexpialodcous

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Human
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What is it that you can say that everyone will notice?

Do you?

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Fael
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Do you ever eat these green eggs and ham?

A cold beer at traffic time

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's your favorite way to tempt Fate?

Futurists agree!

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Polemarch
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What? You mean that the galaxy is about to fall into 3000 years of chaos, but it will only be 1000 years of chaos if we make a foundation on the edge now?

Still, I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet's defenses, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice!

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Yebor1
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Why wont The POlemarch be elected again?

Two Dozen eggs please

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Bob_Scopatz
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Sir, I keep telling you, this is a fertility clinic! What do you want from me?

Mail order.

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Doug J
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How did you meet your wife?

Umm, that's not mine....

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MEC
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what's this knife covered in blood in your house for?

Mission: very easy.

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Bob_Scopatz
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I'd just like to know how all this is going to end. I mean, what's the final outcome?

15 stitches and a nasty bruise.

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MEC
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so where do you think my plans to jump in a volcano in order to go to a different dimension will take us?

why?

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silentbob106
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Q: So then i jumped into that pool of algae and green fuzz.
(you ca't answer a question with a question)

A: Ok so thats why it looked all purple like that!

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Fael
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They were wrestling naked in grape jam.

Frozen sperm and a canoe

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Doug J
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So, what are you doing this weekend?

I didn't know you had a website like that!

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David Bowels
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Aren't you going to come visit me at www.watchritaspankme.com?

Collagen Elastin - At last, relief!

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Dan_raven
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Does this translation sound like real latin to you?

Hemoragic Fever and a fiver.

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Polemarch
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What's another way to say Ebola Zaire Magledana and a Linclon?

Leave no evidence! *BOOM*

[This message has been edited by Polemarch (edited May 16, 2002).]

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Fossil
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We've been caught by the cubicle gestapo!

This is not smurfy.

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Yebor1
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I tried to use a green paint but it still doesnt look like papa Smurf

she wont leave me alone

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LadyDove
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Tell me again why you keep sending garlic and mirrors to Anne Rice?

Only if you promise to share it with me.

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MEC
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should i buy this bag of rat poisen?

because silent bob thinks that i can't answer a question with a question, while he in fact uses a statement for a question.

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Rruk
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Why do you think we need to clarify the rules?

47...No, 48 of the nasty little things.

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Yebor1
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Does the light stay on when you close tyhe door?

Jewels of the Oracle.

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Fael
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Why are you so upset I cleaned your room, what was that stupid looking thing I gave to the goodwill anyway?

The Dasies are dying and I don't have bus fare.

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Ophelia
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So, why are you begging the Brownies for money?

Eat a Klondike Bar.

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ludosti
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What should I do with the last week of my life?

Only if it comes with an ejection seat.

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Yebor1
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How could i het her into bed with me?

The laws of reality have been altered.

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Vaultgirl
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AoTC was rivoting?

lick it off me

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Polemarch
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<exasperation> Are you doing that onanism thing again?

Danm! It makes even less sense than Thor!

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MEC
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what's a meme, and what's onanism?

i'll never figure this one out.

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Yebor1
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What is two plus two?

stop or the poodle gets it.

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Bob_Scopatz
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If we tickle you just right, would we be able to steal that bone away from you?

Timex...it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

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Hobbes
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What is the stupidest ad campaign in history?

He told me it to sit down and take three Advil.

Hobbes

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