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Abrynne
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Do you think I'd be able to count to twenty even after that rock fell on my head?

I can't even fathom such an encounter!

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rivka
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Can you believe he fell 6 feet?

Ooh, deep!

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Dan_raven
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How deep is the cow manure in the serious thread?

That is a polite way of saying it.

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Dan_raven
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This must really be a freakin sign of the end of the @#$@#$ world when I have to @#$@#$@# question my own #$%$%@$$@#$@#$ answer becaust this thread fell to the third page. Who the #$!@)U#@$@# let this happen?

It wasn't me, I swear.

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beatnix19
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Who farted?

It smells like mountain fresh air on a summer morning.

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Yebor1
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hey what does it smell like when I burp?

If you ever have any complaint please call ouir customer service department.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why is it every time I figure out how to do something, you all explain my performance as the result of a genetic disorder?

Well, that's one less irritant in the world!

[Big Grin] Ybor beat me to it!

[ November 07, 2003, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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Yebor1
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Did ya hear that "the ROCK" was running for president?

congradulations on taking one more step towards reaching a decision.

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did you hear I found my magic 8 ball?

Now if only I could read.

[ November 07, 2003, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]

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Yebor1
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Could someone please point out the nearest little boys room?

It comes equipped for the digital life.

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Nato
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I hear you purchased one of those newfangled blow up dolls?

She didn't say she wanted to leave me yet.

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Yebor1
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Why are you still trying to flirt with that manequin?

Hey it happened in the movie.

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JonnyNotSoBravo
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Why did I think I could stop bullets by putting my hand up?

Locked in the basement, of course.

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Sopwith
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Umm Johnny, where's Mom?

Hermetically sealed and left overnight in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnel's doorstep.

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Yebor1
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Exactly what drugs did Greoning and Brooks use in high school?

sometimes i give myself the creeps.

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wieczorek
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What kind of idiot could be thirsty enough to lick the post on a ski-lift in mid-December without forseeing his tongue being scraped off with a spatula?

Call me Indiana Dave

[ November 07, 2003, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: wieczorek ]

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Yebor1
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What did DAvid letterman say last night to his hooker?

Ok but dont expect a miricle.

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wieczorek
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Do you think you could remove this golf ball size wart from my abdomen?

I couldn't help it.

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Why is there a hairy little relative lying there with his dead hand pointing to the Heimlich chart?

It's an Addams Family thing.

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Black Mage
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These cookies seem to have bat wings in them. Dare I ask?

Keebler. Definitely Keebler.

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Bachelor number one, if we were to have a little girl, what would you name her?

Duh. Tomatoes do that.

[ November 07, 2003, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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wieczorek
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What could you have slipped into my sandwich while I was out of the room to give me such frequent trips to the bathroom?

It was Uncle Latvius.

*edit - I forgot to put the answer!! [Eek!]

[ November 07, 2003, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: wieczorek ]

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Dead_Horse
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Whose number is this on our phone bill were you made a 17 hour call to Poland???

Days, weeks, months, who knows.

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Black Mage
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How long has this green stuff been growing in your fridge?

All you need is a scrub brush and hydrochloric acid.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Isn't there another way to wash away sin?

Hey, it worked in Catholic school...

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Scythrop
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Are you sure that saying fifty decades of the rosary will get rid of these termites?

You could try, but I wouldn't like to offer any sort of guarentee.

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butterfly
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I want to kill myself; do you think I'll die if I shoot myself in the heart?

Two books and a giant scoreboard for the football field.

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rivka
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What exactly did the school do with that record-setting donation?

New books. Lots of new books.

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Yebor1
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What did you have left over after the IRS fined you for tax evasion?

Nothing but the Taillights.

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Black Mage
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Did any part of your car survive when you were rear-ended?

No, that's the left one.

edit: forgot answer.

[ November 09, 2003, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

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Dead_Horse
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*Puts right foot in.* Is this how you do the hokey-pokey?

A patch and 32 stitches.

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butterfly
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What medical treatment did your dog get after you ran over him?

An ant farm.

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What is your uncle looking for?

Uncle! I quit! Uncle!

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rivka
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[Evil] How about this? Does this tickle?

More fun than Chinese Water Torture.

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Black Mage
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How wouuld you describe the "Begging the Question Game"?

I begged.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, how did you get to be Hatrack member number 5800?

I just kept creating alternate identities until I finally got the one I wanted.

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You're Zorro?!?

Swashbuckler, rogue and undeniably suave.

[ November 10, 2003, 02:50 AM: Message edited by: Godric ]

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Scythrop
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So, be honest - what does my new nightclubbing outfit make me look like?

I could feel it for a while, but then it went away suddenly.

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Do you feel the love?

That is grounds for a sexual harrasment lawsuit.

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If football players can spack butts after a good play why can't we do it after a good department meeting?

That's gonna leave a bright red mark.

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What do you think of my choice of Sharpie (TM) pens?

It won't play in the provinces...

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Dan_raven
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Montreal is for invading New Hampshire. The US won't miss it until next fall. Can we get the rest of Canada to play along?

We only notice it when the leaves turn color.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it hard having a color-blind admissions policy?

I was hoping to weed you out long before now.

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Why have you been following me around with that trowel and a spray-bottle of Weed-B-Gon???

It was fully 3 feet off the ground.

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Dead_Horse
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Hey, did you see that little dog walking around on one leg?

Just let go of the cat!

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Nato
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Don't you think I'm the strangest terrorist you've ever negotiated with?

I can dress myself too!

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Will that be enough Turkey for everyone?

Donner Kebabs are compellingly delicious.

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Look, either you eat him, or you'll starve and we're going to eat you!


Again! Only this time, use lighter fluid!

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Scythrop
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So - who wants another Flaming Lamborghini?

I just need to know if you have the same feelings for me.

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Why are you picking my nose?

That was the special yesterday.

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