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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Dead_Horse
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posted November 13, 2003 09:08 AM
What!? Leftover Donner, again???
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Dan_raven
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posted November 13, 2003 03:49 PM
If it wasn't Ms. Scarlet in the LIBRARY with the monkey wrench, where was it?
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rivka
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posted November 13, 2003 03:52 PM
The mustard thread seems to have dropped off the first page. Did someone EAT it?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 13, 2003 03:56 PM
The Mustart thread died after my Dijon Vu joke. What did you think of the joke?
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Sopwith
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posted November 13, 2003 04:10 PM
Wasn't it made with magic mushrooms and ground mustard seed and they marketed it as French's Yellow and Blue and Green and Red and Whooooah Duuuude Look At All the Colors Mustard?
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pooka
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posted November 13, 2003 07:44 PM
Why is this packet so cold like it just came from the fridge?Shirwarma Kebab.
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wieczorek
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posted November 13, 2003 08:05 PM
So... you wanna three burner stainless steel machine using 25% less gas than the leading competitor of gas kebab grills? They've been given the Comrade Lover of the Year award for not creating methane gas. [ November 13, 2003, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: wieczorek ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 13, 2003 09:19 PM
What the heck is Pole Slaw anyway?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 14, 2003 09:38 AM
Can we come up with a way to eliminate geography, social studies, and political science so we can add classes playing the lottery and watching TV?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 14, 2003 11:07 AM
What kind of meat do you want in your Pre-Thanksgiving Turkey Cereal?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 14, 2003 03:49 PM
What do I have to do to score an invite to your place for Thanksgiving?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 14, 2003 04:21 PM
What happened to your pet turkey?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 14, 2003 04:51 PM
What's surprising about the Donner party's flock of turkeys surviving the winter?[ November 14, 2003, 04:52 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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pooka
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posted November 14, 2003 05:30 PM
Why is this Turkey filled with Froot Loops?
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wieczorek
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posted November 14, 2003 06:06 PM
Who could be so carless as to spill chocolate raisins on the floor ?!?!?!
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pooka
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posted November 14, 2003 06:18 PM
Why are you getting psychic advice from Al Gore?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 14, 2003 11:37 PM
Is it fair that I was arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna...and killing the clerk?
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pooka
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posted November 15, 2003 01:00 AM
What is a good name to give your doberman pincer if you want an unfair advantage in a Mafia game?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 15, 2003 10:21 PM
Do you think the right to freedom is more important than an expectation of safety?
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Black Mage
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posted November 15, 2003 11:00 PM
Should the U.S. split into a variety of government types?
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rivka
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posted November 16, 2003 12:34 AM
What is that horrible smell?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 16, 2003 12:45 AM
Are you sure it wasn't you that farted?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 16, 2003 01:52 PM
Are you a parsel-mouth?
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Julie
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posted November 16, 2003 02:07 PM
So your car's tires were talking to you again? What did they say this time?
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beatnix19
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posted November 17, 2003 08:43 AM
What is your greatest accomplishment?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 17, 2003 03:41 PM
What was your most exciting Saturday night?
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Julie
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posted November 17, 2003 03:45 PM
I need the most basic computer you have, so I can take it apart and completely reprogram it to sing the time to me in Greek every hour and to predict how seldom I can get away without changing my socks or brushing my teeth, as that takes time away from my chess playing and Star Trek marathons. What would you suggest?
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rivka
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posted November 17, 2003 05:44 PM
I've been looking for a boyfriend, but no one wants to date me. What should I do?
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jehovoid
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posted November 17, 2003 06:12 PM
HEY! WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING?
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butterfly
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posted November 17, 2003 06:17 PM
what makes you think you can take the stuffed animal from that one year old?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 17, 2003 06:19 PM
Will the potion be ready soon?[ November 17, 2003, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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rivka
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posted November 17, 2003 06:26 PM
Find anything interesting when you cleaned out the sofa?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 18, 2003 09:00 PM
What is it that drives Papa Moose nuts?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 19, 2003 02:10 PM
Shall we hijack this thread to Toledo or what?
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beatnix19
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posted November 19, 2003 02:13 PM
Where do you suggest we hold the anual squirl rancher convention?
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Julie
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posted November 19, 2003 02:34 PM
So how did you know which one was your exwife if they were all wearing hats?
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Scythrop
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posted November 21, 2003 09:03 AM
I have one hardy here, but I'm not sure what to add to it. What would you suggest?
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Julie
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posted November 21, 2003 02:34 PM
If you order now we'll throw in a three year supply of pancakes, five BMWs, a shiny new wrist watch, and a kitchen whisk. What more could you ask for?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2003 02:39 PM
Can you spare a beer?
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skrika03
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posted November 21, 2003 03:56 PM
Why did you eat all the pudding cups?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 21, 2003 04:37 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight?[ November 21, 2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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skrika03
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posted November 21, 2003 04:55 PM
If there's anything worse than a global conspiracy of soapy cheese, what would it be?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2003 04:56 PM
Where do you want the anti-submarine mine?
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Zalmoxis
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posted November 21, 2003 05:07 PM
So where the hell am I supposed to get a cynical yet sweet counterculural talking turtle to bring you your burger and fries?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 21, 2003 06:32 PM
What is that stuck on the bottom of your shoe?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 21, 2003 07:53 PM
Did you blow bubbles as a kid?
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Scythrop
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posted November 21, 2003 08:32 PM
Have you got a message you'd like me to pass on to Michael?
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Black Mage
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posted November 21, 2003 10:18 PM
The police can do the same things as your doctor does when they search you, right?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 21, 2003 10:24 PM
Have you ever gone to Dr. MacDonald?
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Narnia
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posted November 21, 2003 10:27 PM
Why won't you have Dr. Galacawicz do your vasectomy?
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