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Bob_Scopatz
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Why do you keep refusing to set me up on a blind date with your sister?

Finding the tiny sunglasses and white cane was the hardest part.

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Morbo
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How did your "help a blind squirrel" scam work out?

The little bugger kept catching nuts. [Grumble]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Have you heard the one about aliens taking over a mental hospital?

The Queen was very happy about it.

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How did the royal family react to the jester pantsing you in front of them??

I never said that I wouldn't.

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Why won't you just keep your shirt on?

Four score and seven quarter pounders ago.

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Julie
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Abraham Lincoln's great-great-great-grandson said what when he went to McDonald's?

The tree was dead, so I figured what the hey!

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You didn't just turn the font of all knowledge of good and evil into 2x4s did you?

Besides, I tripped over its roots.

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Julie
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You didn't rip out that bush just because it "looked at you funny" did you?

Well, I guess all we need is a fan and it'll be ready.

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Is your website for T_Smith-obsessed people ready yet?

Origami for cars.

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Black Mage
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What's with these steel sheets?

Well, it just wrapped those around him and tied on a bow like a steel Christmas present.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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So what happened with the robotic squid?

The designers went on strike after that.

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Black Mage
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So, you took the bicottis and chai from the company cafe--then what happened?

Big and scary.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Black Mage, what do you look like?

I'd rather not think about it.

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Imagine my face. . .imagine every feature with perfect clarity. . .

It spoke to something deep inside me. Possibly my spleen.

edit:spelling

[ November 22, 2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Did you swallow the microphone?

I nearly choked on it, too.

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IS it true you had to eat crow?

I've seen a horse fly!

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What makes you think it might be possible that santa really does drive a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer?

I'm sure Richard P. Feynman would have something to say about that!

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Julie
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Do you know who this Richard P. Feynman is?

Yum... Grape Nuts.

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Did you know many parts of a tree are edible?

Sshhh! Euel Gibbons is stalking another wild asparagus.

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Julie
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[shouting]SO, WHAT'S NEW AROUND HERE?[/shouting]

Um... no comment.

[ November 23, 2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]

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imogen
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So how many smilies do you use on a regular basis?

Well sure they're annoying, but it could be worse.

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Black Mage
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How would you describe Marek and Raia's hug-and-kiss obsessions? [Razz]

Wooden zebras.

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What's going to be the theme of your living room this year?

A camel and a bunch of sand.

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Julie
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What are you looking for in a boyfriend?

I say if you're going to do it, you might as well go all out.

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Just because I like to sing show tunes, why are you making me dress like Liza Minelli?

You're Out!

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Julie
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Has anyone seen my pack of gum?

Flowers... on the ceiling... wow.

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God: We thought that heaven was a bit boring, so we decided to jazz it up a bit. Fun, eh?

Not with those, you dont!

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Julie
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OK, I'm just going to make the incision right here... what's wrong?

Hatracker... hacker... they're almost the same word!

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Why did you steal my account password?

I wanted to get into Hufflepuff.com anonamously.

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Why'd you change your name to nevar_naD?

Because I didn't realize how painful it would be.

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Edit:Stupid Forum glytch

Why did you pierce your... um... that area?

Perhaps I should read this more often, if people are mentioning me in it.

(please have fun with that one [Smile] )

[ November 26, 2003, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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So, have you heard about that new website devoted to guys dressing like girls?

That's something I definately don't want to see.

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Anyone for Gigli?

Well, it's stuck now.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Were you putting you fist in your mouth again?

Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been!

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Oh, yuck, I got a homosexuality thread stuck on my coat. How do I get rid of it?

I almost said something sure to end up in the mis-quote thread.

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Julie
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What would you do if you found a rabid racoon in your bedroom closet?

Mmmmmm... pie.

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What was the music industry exec's response to Don McLean's song?

Light and flakey!

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What do you think of Bob?


Here, kitty, kitty.

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What did you teach your bird to say now?

Mine says "What, Birdie?".

[ November 27, 2003, 08:41 AM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]

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Julie
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Hey, talking watches! What does yours say?

I raised the roof.

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I heard you Amish had a wild barn-raising party. What did you do?

Big blue cats with glowing grey eyes.

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What did you have for Thanksgiving DInner?

It tastes better the next day.

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Did you just do what I think you did with your gum?


Pumpkin and lemon meringue, yum.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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What is all over your face?!

Whatever it is, it doesn't smell very good.

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Do you want a sandwich made of this blue stuff with glowing grey orbs I found in the fridge next to the yams?

I guess we could mend it with a needle and thread.

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Houston this is shuttle One Niner Five. We are begining our entry into the atmsophere. OH NO. Our entire heat shield just came loose. Houston, what should we do?

Get a tan, man.

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Do you think anyone can tell that I'm a vampire?

Gotta love those yams with marshmallows!

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What were Caleb's last words as we polished off the leftovers from Kayla's Thanksgiving feast?

Don't make me laugh.

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Julie
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So do you think Bush will get re-elected?

I guess it could be worse... though I can't quite imagine how.

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Seeing as how this thread hasn't had a funny exchange in a couple million pages, don't you think it's time we put it to sleep?

I guess I'm just perverse.

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