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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 21, 2003 10:43 PM
Why do you keep refusing to set me up on a blind date with your sister? Finding the tiny sunglasses and white cane was the hardest part.
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Morbo
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posted November 21, 2003 11:24 PM
How did your "help a blind squirrel" scam work out? The little bugger kept catching nuts.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 21, 2003 11:27 PM
Have you heard the one about aliens taking over a mental hospital? The Queen was very happy about it.
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MyrddinFyre
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posted November 22, 2003 02:35 AM
How did the royal family react to the jester pantsing you in front of them?? I never said that I wouldn't.
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Centurion
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posted November 22, 2003 04:20 AM
Why won't you just keep your shirt on? Four score and seven quarter pounders ago.
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Julie
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posted November 22, 2003 08:46 AM
Abraham Lincoln's great-great-great-grandson said what when he went to McDonald's? The tree was dead, so I figured what the hey!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 22, 2003 01:53 PM
You didn't just turn the font of all knowledge of good and evil into 2x4s did you? Besides, I tripped over its roots.
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Julie
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posted November 22, 2003 04:01 PM
You didn't rip out that bush just because it "looked at you funny" did you? Well, I guess all we need is a fan and it'll be ready.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 22, 2003 04:13 PM
Is your website for T_Smith-obsessed people ready yet? Origami for cars.
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Black Mage
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posted November 22, 2003 05:49 PM
What's with these steel sheets? Well, it just wrapped those around him and tied on a bow like a steel Christmas present.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 22, 2003 05:52 PM
So what happened with the robotic squid? The designers went on strike after that.
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Black Mage
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posted November 22, 2003 06:32 PM
So, you took the bicottis and chai from the company cafe--then what happened? Big and scary.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 22, 2003 06:34 PM
Black Mage, what do you look like? I'd rather not think about it.
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Black Mage
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posted November 22, 2003 07:43 PM
Imagine my face. . .imagine every feature with perfect clarity. . . It spoke to something deep inside me. Possibly my spleen. edit:spelling [ November 22, 2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 22, 2003 08:25 PM
Did you swallow the microphone? I nearly choked on it, too.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 22, 2003 10:06 PM
IS it true you had to eat crow? I've seen a horse fly!
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 23, 2003 01:26 AM
What makes you think it might be possible that santa really does drive a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer? I'm sure Richard P. Feynman would have something to say about that!
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Julie
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posted November 23, 2003 12:42 PM
Do you know who this Richard P. Feynman is? Yum... Grape Nuts.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 23, 2003 04:14 PM
Did you know many parts of a tree are edible? Sshhh! Euel Gibbons is stalking another wild asparagus.
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Julie
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posted November 23, 2003 06:16 PM
[shouting]SO, WHAT'S NEW AROUND HERE?[/shouting] Um... no comment. [ November 23, 2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]
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imogen
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posted November 23, 2003 06:27 PM
So how many smilies do you use on a regular basis? Well sure they're annoying, but it could be worse.
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Black Mage
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posted November 23, 2003 07:09 PM
How would you describe Marek and Raia's hug-and-kiss obsessions? Wooden zebras.
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butterfly
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posted November 23, 2003 07:11 PM
What's going to be the theme of your living room this year? A camel and a bunch of sand.
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Julie
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posted November 23, 2003 07:21 PM
What are you looking for in a boyfriend? I say if you're going to do it, you might as well go all out.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 24, 2003 04:48 PM
Just because I like to sing show tunes, why are you making me dress like Liza Minelli? You're Out!
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Julie
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posted November 24, 2003 07:02 PM
Has anyone seen my pack of gum? Flowers... on the ceiling... wow.
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jehovoid
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posted November 24, 2003 07:27 PM
God: We thought that heaven was a bit boring, so we decided to jazz it up a bit. Fun, eh? Not with those, you dont!
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Julie
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posted November 25, 2003 03:30 PM
OK, I'm just going to make the incision right here... what's wrong? Hatracker... hacker... they're almost the same word!
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Dan_raven
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posted November 25, 2003 03:36 PM
Why did you steal my account password? I wanted to get into Hufflepuff.com anonamously.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 26, 2003 01:31 PM
Why'd you change your name to nevar_naD? Because I didn't realize how painful it would be.
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T_Smith
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posted November 26, 2003 02:26 PM
Edit:Stupid Forum glytch Why did you pierce your... um... that area? Perhaps I should read this more often, if people are mentioning me in it. (please have fun with that one ) [ November 26, 2003, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 26, 2003 02:45 PM
So, have you heard about that new website devoted to guys dressing like girls? That's something I definately don't want to see.
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wordman
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posted November 26, 2003 02:48 PM
Anyone for Gigli ? Well, it's stuck now.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 26, 2003 02:52 PM
Were you putting you fist in your mouth again? Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been!
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Dan_raven
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posted November 26, 2003 03:03 PM
Oh, yuck, I got a homosexuality thread stuck on my coat. How do I get rid of it? I almost said something sure to end up in the mis-quote thread.
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Julie
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posted November 26, 2003 07:14 PM
What would you do if you found a rabid racoon in your bedroom closet? Mmmmmm... pie.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 27, 2003 01:12 AM
What was the music industry exec's response to Don McLean's song? Light and flakey!
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rivka
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posted November 27, 2003 01:40 AM
What do you think of Bob? Here, kitty, kitty.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 27, 2003 08:40 AM
What did you teach your bird to say now? Mine says "What, Birdie?". [ November 27, 2003, 08:41 AM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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Julie
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posted November 27, 2003 02:55 PM
Hey, talking watches! What does yours say? I raised the roof.
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Black Mage
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posted November 27, 2003 07:59 PM
I heard you Amish had a wild barn-raising party. What did you do? Big blue cats with glowing grey eyes.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 27, 2003 09:25 PM
What did you have for Thanksgiving DInner? It tastes better the next day.
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rivka
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posted November 27, 2003 10:17 PM
Did you just do what I think you did with your gum? Pumpkin and lemon meringue, yum.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted November 27, 2003 11:10 PM
What is all over your face?! Whatever it is, it doesn't smell very good.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 28, 2003 01:33 AM
Do you want a sandwich made of this blue stuff with glowing grey orbs I found in the fridge next to the yams? I guess we could mend it with a needle and thread.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 28, 2003 09:59 AM
Houston this is shuttle One Niner Five. We are begining our entry into the atmsophere. OH NO. Our entire heat shield just came loose. Houston, what should we do? Get a tan, man.
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Julie
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posted November 28, 2003 10:03 AM
Do you think anyone can tell that I'm a vampire? Gotta love those yams with marshmallows!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 28, 2003 10:29 AM
What were Caleb's last words as we polished off the leftovers from Kayla's Thanksgiving feast? Don't make me laugh.
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Julie
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posted November 28, 2003 01:00 PM
So do you think Bush will get re-elected? I guess it could be worse... though I can't quite imagine how.
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ae
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posted November 29, 2003 12:40 AM
Seeing as how this thread hasn't had a funny exchange in a couple million pages, don't you think it's time we put it to sleep? I guess I'm just perverse.
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