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Bob_Scopatz
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What did God tell you to do after saying "this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you?"

Air conditioning.

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Hobbes
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What is the single best reason for building more nuclear power plants?

Ever since John Denver died.

Hobbes

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Ophelia
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How long has that piece of cheese been sitting on your counter?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Yebor1
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What did she say when she left me?

Two donuts and a bag of croutons

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LadyDove
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What do you normally put on your Light Cesar Salad?

Anytime you're in the mood.

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Yebor1
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when do women tend to run away from me?

The cat and a little cockroach

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LadyDove
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What are two things you don't want to give a girl on a first date?

Yoda rawks!

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esl
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What is the title of Wierd Al's newest song?

That stupid article won't print or paste onto Word for me to print!

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MEC
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why are you shoveing that newspaper into your computer screen?

leave me alone.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Does it bother you when I do this?

Help is just a phone call away.

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Fossil
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What's the most common response to dorkiness?

Don't touch that.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What does this big red button do?

15 seconds of fame.

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MEC
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what did you get for climbing mount everest in 15 seconds?

birds, clouds, space, planets, the ceiling, stars, gases(mostly nitrogen), light fixtures, the second floor, and a whole lotta other stuff.

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Yebor1
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What are a few of the ingredients needed to make a universe?

Brave and Crazy

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MEC
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what are 2 qualities that you don't have and never will, but still hope you had them?

DEATH TO THE PALE FACED DEAMONS WHO HAVE HAUNTED OUR LANDS!!!

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Hobbes
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What do you call someone who starts a thread asking about the making of Ender's Game into a film?

I told you, cheese!

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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C'mon, it's your last meal. Really! You can have anything you want. What'll it be?

We're not entirely sure, but the bloody letter opener sticking out of his neck is probably a clue.

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ludosti
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Is he really dead?

Ask a silly question, get a silly answer...

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Fael
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Why is everyone standing around in their underwear laughing?

Everything was fine until they asked if I had a criminal record.

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Fossil
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How was your sleep-over sweety?

Bite me, dough-boy!

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LadyDove
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What did Mrs Pilsbury say when her husband complained about dinner?

It's where you want to be.

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Dan_raven
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What is Endercon?

Igloos and Indians.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is there anything unique about North America?

Shimmering gossamer wings.

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Yebor1
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What do really bad pilots get as a gag?

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Ophelia
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What sound does a dead bunny make?

La la lala laaaa lal laaa la lalalala lalla!

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LadyDove
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What music didn't make it into the MIB II sound track?

Wow, I didn't see that coming!

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Ralphie
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Slash is gay.

It's a fish made of balsam, silly.

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MEC
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is that a fish made of granite?

they're coming to take me away, haha. they're coming to take me away, hoho.
to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time....

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needshelp
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What is a song that describes your life?

You are an idiot! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What thought enters your head during bouts of introspection?

A globe printed on a bouncy rubber ball.

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MEC
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what's the most worthless thing you've ever spent a million dollars on?

red, no wait, blue.

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ludosti
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What alert are we operating under soldier? (thanks for the idea Bob)

The day after tomorrow.

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Bob_Scopatz
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If tomorrow never comes, when will I get mine?

Short and to the point.

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ludosti
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How do you like your pencils?

A one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater.

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Yebor1
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Has anyone seen my fluffy?

Stop or my mormon will shoot.

[This message has been edited by Yebor1 (edited May 21, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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What was that movie with Sylvester Stallone as an angel?

I'm thinking it must be the matter inverter.

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ludosti
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What's the matter with you?

Bond, James Bond.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What should I use to glue these two Jimmies together?

A bagel with a schmear, please.

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Polemarch
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For the last time what do want that does not taste or resemble flesh eating rabbits of any kind!?!?

Prepare your bladder for eminent release!!

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Bob_Scopatz
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I'd just like to set your mind at ease by letting you know that the co-pilot and I are both armed, should there be any disturbance we are prepared to...Ooops!"

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

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Vaultgirl
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What's one response guaranteed to make me curiuos?

Playing hangman.

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Chani
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After the freak accident at the ball factory what were the only things the workers could say?

I am plagued by family and bit by fleas, that is all there is to say.

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LadyDove
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What was your role in "My Life as a Dog"?

One Adam Twelve! One Adam Twelve!

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Bob_Scopatz
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And then she said those three little words that made me know she was the one. Know what I mean?

A Home Depot charge card.

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Momoku
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My kingdom for...

Whoaaaaa...that's good squishee!

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jehovoid
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What do you say when you want to kill a thread?

Remove tin foil. Place in microwave.

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LadyDove
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What was your recipe for baked Alaska?

It's all downhill from here.

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Chani
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what do you say when someone kills a thread

All I want is the stupid hat, and world domination, but right now just the hat.

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TomDavidson
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I don't get it, Dr. X! Why are you doing this?

I think it's just a rock.

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Ophelia
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What kind of menacing creature is that?!

Don't look at me--blame Houdini!

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