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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Orson Scott Card
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posted April 04, 2005 05:11 AM
If you're finished with that stool sample, can I have it? I'm sorry, but I don't find that funny.
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LTC DuBois
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posted April 04, 2005 05:36 AM
Can I call you the Dude? Six, no wait, five.
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Swede
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posted April 04, 2005 08:51 AM
Are you sure a horse have four legs? Bring it on
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Megan
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posted April 04, 2005 08:57 AM
This is Mr. DeMille. Are you ready for your closeup? Uh...if you say so.
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AntiCool
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posted April 04, 2005 09:30 AM
Is you is, or is you ain't my constituency? Not while Uncle Orson is still active on the board.
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Verily the Younger
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posted April 04, 2005 11:19 AM
So I was thinking of starting a "Tribute to American Beauty " thread; do you think I should? It was all they had in stock at the time.
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kaioshin00
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posted April 04, 2005 01:42 PM
Why would you possibly buy a "Verily the Younger" shirt? Ahoy matey.
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ludosti
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posted April 04, 2005 01:43 PM
What do you think of all this fuss about piracy? A small, green frog.
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Dan_raven
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posted April 04, 2005 01:48 PM
And who do you think should play Ender in the movie? The Muppet's-Ender's Game.
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mimsies
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posted April 04, 2005 01:53 PM
I've heard something about Kermit making a comeback. do you know what all the talk is about? He got tired of the swamps after the fly population began declining.
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LTC DuBois
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posted April 04, 2005 03:46 PM
Why did Francis Marion serve in the Senate? She's the star of the county down.
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mimsies
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posted April 05, 2005 12:30 AM
Why does that person keep blowing kisses and waving at everybody? Well, you see, last week he bumped his head and now he thinks he's a famous opera singer.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 05, 2005 02:09 AM
I stabbed him through the heart half an hour ago. Why won't he shut up and die? I gave it to my neighbor.
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CaySedai
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posted April 05, 2005 02:20 AM
What happened to the tie your kids gave you for Father's Day? Eggplant parmesan, spinach salad and cheesecake.
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Joldo
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posted April 05, 2005 02:23 AM
I never believed the whole "good intentions" thing; what is the road to hell paved with? It fits rather well around your body's natural curves and provides support and comfort, along with making coffee.
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Swede
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posted April 05, 2005 03:41 AM
Why should I wear this stinking overall? 4782
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CaySedai
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posted April 05, 2005 03:58 AM
Who is Long Jon Boy Silver? Mother Earth News
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Raia
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posted April 05, 2005 04:01 AM
WHERE did you read that the earth is going to explode? It was the beaver in my backyard.
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Swede
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posted April 05, 2005 04:04 AM
You can't come to work because there is a hole in the wall? They always break down
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Raia
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posted April 05, 2005 04:05 AM
Why do you hate your relatives? Someplace... SOMEWHERE... there's gotta be one that works.
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Swede
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posted April 05, 2005 04:07 AM
I thought you were going to buy a new computer. Why are you digging in the garden? dragonflies
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Raia
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posted April 05, 2005 04:09 AM
You say counting sheep doesn't work? Ok, close your eyes... what do you see? And a bowl of oranges too.
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Swede
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posted April 05, 2005 04:11 AM
Are you using a steak as fishbait? It is always raining nowadays
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mimsies
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posted April 05, 2005 04:16 AM
Why do you wear your mac in the shower? It was just another of his inane excuses.
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lazarus
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posted April 05, 2005 04:47 PM
He said he was told to do it by rabid orange Koalas?!?! Only on Tuesdays.
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Ryuko
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posted April 05, 2005 05:43 PM
Do you play with your food? That's for me to know and you to find out.
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advice for robots
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posted April 05, 2005 05:47 PM
So what does your new tattoo say? No, it's a frisbee.
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kaioshin00
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posted April 05, 2005 06:30 PM
Look in the sky! What is that flying rotating object, so brilliantly reflecting the suns light? Is it a UFO? There is no smiley that can describe how I am feeling.
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Susie Derkins
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posted April 05, 2005 06:36 PM
Why on earth would you use a phrase like "pleasantly neurotic?" I don't much care for gravy.
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Jonathan K.
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posted April 05, 2005 07:03 PM
So, do you wanna come over for our famous gravy wrestling tournament? My head went through dry-wall as a baby.
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Khavanon
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posted April 05, 2005 07:10 PM
That is some nasty dandruff. Has that always been a problem? I like the taste.
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Susie Derkins
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posted April 05, 2005 07:14 PM
Vegemite as a toothpaste? I can't.... I'm Mormon.
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Khavanon
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posted April 05, 2005 07:17 PM
Could you go pick me up a six pack? I like them in dark green.
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LTC DuBois
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posted April 05, 2005 09:35 PM
Which color manbra do you think I should get? The year was 1778.
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Khavanon
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posted April 05, 2005 10:08 PM
When was the last time you changed your underwear? Pretend to be enthusiastic.
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HesterGray
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posted April 05, 2005 11:06 PM
Honey, did our daughter just win the "Student Most Likely to Become a Sci-Fi Writer" Award? I can't sit through one of these again.
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kaioshin00
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posted April 05, 2005 11:12 PM
Will you be welcoming the hurricane with me? You got PLAYED.
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Khavanon
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posted April 05, 2005 11:15 PM
I could feel the machine yanking my magnetic tape. Why would they do something like that to me? It goes on the shelf.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 06, 2005 01:24 AM
Why is there a mouse turd so high up in my pantry? I just clipped my fingernails.
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Khavanon
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posted April 06, 2005 01:27 AM
I'm hungry. Do you have anything crunchy? I think I'll take the high road.
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Stan the man
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posted April 06, 2005 01:39 AM
So explain to me why you are lighting one up? I like it that way.
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Khavanon
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posted April 06, 2005 01:41 AM
Why do you insist on dating women with less than three teeth? The hairs on the back of my neck just stood up. [ April 06, 2005, 01:42 AM: Message edited by: Khavanon ]
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Swede
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posted April 06, 2005 02:35 AM
Why do you have all this tiny footprints on your neck? No! Never!
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Goody Scrivener
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posted April 06, 2005 02:39 AM
Would you eat green eggs and ham, would you, would you, Sam I Am? Because I'm a Jatraquero and I don't have to explain myself! (heh! I spelled it right!)
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kaioshin00
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posted April 06, 2005 02:47 AM
Why dont you ever answer questions with an actual reason for believing one way or the other? I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
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Raia
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posted April 06, 2005 02:56 AM
Oh, you're a painter? How do you sign your works? I'm cold. And I'm wet. And I'm not very happy.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 06, 2005 03:34 AM
How does it feel to pee in a dark suit? I don't get no satisfaction.
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LTC DuBois
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posted April 06, 2005 04:13 AM
So why'd you become a writer? One word, bees.
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Raia
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posted April 06, 2005 04:16 AM
Can you explain why your entire family is red and splotchy? There's nobody there!
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kaioshin00
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posted April 06, 2005 04:24 AM
Where's Waldo? It's only a play-doh model.
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