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Orson Scott Card
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If you're finished with that stool sample, can I have it?

I'm sorry, but I don't find that funny.

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LTC DuBois
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Can I call you the Dude?

Six, no wait, five.

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Swede
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Are you sure a horse have four legs?

Bring it on

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Megan
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This is Mr. DeMille. Are you ready for your closeup?

Uh...if you say so.

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Is you is, or is you ain't my constituency?

Not while Uncle Orson is still active on the board.

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Verily the Younger
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So I was thinking of starting a "Tribute to American Beauty" thread; do you think I should?

It was all they had in stock at the time.

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kaioshin00
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Why would you possibly buy a "Verily the Younger" shirt?

Ahoy matey.

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ludosti
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What do you think of all this fuss about piracy?

A small, green frog.

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Dan_raven
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And who do you think should play Ender in the movie?

The Muppet's-Ender's Game.

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mimsies
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I've heard something about Kermit making a comeback. do you know what all the talk is about?

He got tired of the swamps after the fly population began declining.

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LTC DuBois
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Why did Francis Marion serve in the Senate?

She's the star of the county down.

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mimsies
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Why does that person keep blowing kisses and waving at everybody?

Well, you see, last week he bumped his head and now he thinks he's a famous opera singer.

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Orson Scott Card
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I stabbed him through the heart half an hour ago. Why won't he shut up and die?

I gave it to my neighbor.

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What happened to the tie your kids gave you for Father's Day?

Eggplant parmesan, spinach salad and cheesecake.

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Joldo
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I never believed the whole "good intentions" thing; what is the road to hell paved with?

It fits rather well around your body's natural curves and provides support and comfort, along with making coffee.

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Swede
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Why should I wear this stinking overall?

4782

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CaySedai
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Who is Long Jon Boy Silver?

Mother Earth News

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Raia
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WHERE did you read that the earth is going to explode?

It was the beaver in my backyard.

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Swede
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You can't come to work because there is a hole in the wall?

They always break down

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Raia
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Why do you hate your relatives?

Someplace... SOMEWHERE... there's gotta be one that works.

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Swede
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I thought you were going to buy a new computer. Why are you digging in the garden?

dragonflies

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Raia
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You say counting sheep doesn't work? Ok, close your eyes... what do you see?

And a bowl of oranges too.

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Swede
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Are you using a steak as fishbait?

It is always raining nowadays

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mimsies
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Why do you wear your mac in the shower?

It was just another of his inane excuses.

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lazarus
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He said he was told to do it by rabid orange Koalas?!?! [Evil]

Only on Tuesdays.

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Do you play with your food?

That's for me to know and you to find out.

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advice for robots
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So what does your new tattoo say?

No, it's a frisbee.

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kaioshin00
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Look in the sky! What is that flying rotating object, so brilliantly reflecting the suns light? Is it a UFO?

There is no smiley that can describe how I am feeling.

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Susie Derkins
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Why on earth would you use a phrase like "pleasantly neurotic?"

I don't much care for gravy.

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Jonathan K.
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So, do you wanna come over for our famous gravy wrestling tournament?

My head went through dry-wall as a baby.

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Khavanon
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That is some nasty dandruff. Has that always been a problem?

I like the taste.

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Susie Derkins
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Vegemite as a toothpaste?

I can't.... I'm Mormon.

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Khavanon
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Could you go pick me up a six pack?

I like them in dark green.

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LTC DuBois
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Which color manbra do you think I should get?

The year was 1778.

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Khavanon
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When was the last time you changed your underwear?

Pretend to be enthusiastic.

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Honey, did our daughter just win the "Student Most Likely to Become a Sci-Fi Writer" Award?

I can't sit through one of these again.

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kaioshin00
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Will you be welcoming the hurricane with me?

You got PLAYED.

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Khavanon
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I could feel the machine yanking my magnetic tape. Why would they do something like that to me?

It goes on the shelf.

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Orson Scott Card
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Why is there a mouse turd so high up in my pantry?

I just clipped my fingernails.

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Khavanon
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I'm hungry. Do you have anything crunchy?

I think I'll take the high road.

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Stan the man
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So explain to me why you are lighting one up?

I like it that way.

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Khavanon
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Why do you insist on dating women with less than three teeth?

The hairs on the back of my neck just stood up.

[ April 06, 2005, 01:42 AM: Message edited by: Khavanon ]

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Swede
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Why do you have all this tiny footprints on your neck?

No! Never!

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Would you eat green eggs and ham, would you, would you, Sam I Am?

Because I'm a Jatraquero and I don't have to explain myself! (heh! I spelled it right!)

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kaioshin00
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Why dont you ever answer questions with an actual reason for believing one way or the other?

I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

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Raia
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Oh, you're a painter? How do you sign your works?

I'm cold. And I'm wet. And I'm not very happy.

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Orson Scott Card
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How does it feel to pee in a dark suit?

I don't get no satisfaction.

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LTC DuBois
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So why'd you become a writer?

One word, bees.

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Raia
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Can you explain why your entire family is red and splotchy?

There's nobody there!

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kaioshin00
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Where's Waldo?

It's only a play-doh model.

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