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Swede
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Why are you so afraid of that grass-hopper?

Perhaps it will work next time

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Raia
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Why didn't you pass 5th grade?

Oh! I saw that one!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Did you see the trtailer for SW Ep.3?

I told you it was red!!

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Jonathan Howard
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Bah! This is not rose wine!!!

No, homo-erectus.

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Beanny
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Ooka Wacka Woof kill Bambi?

What's more personal than that ?

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Jonathan Howard
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My testicles turned lime-green, they're rather pudgy now, too! I think that the actual contents of the sack dissolved.

I did it... Why, though, I do not know.

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lazarus
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Who painted the cow blue?

Chicken lips.

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Jonathan Howard
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Who - or what - would you like to have foreplay with?

The Pope was the President of My fan club; yes, that means I'm Jesus Christ.

[ April 07, 2005, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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MEC
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So what did he say that made all the protestants pissed?

1101101001001011000001101110110101011011100001101

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Jonathan Howard
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How much is 480031547242253 in base 2?

This answer is a poem,
And a weird one a that:
To move the ship - just ro'em,
And don't dare move the mat.

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ludosti
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Did you sweep the floor yet?

My head asplode.

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Jonathan Howard
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What is OSC's favourite line?

Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Lord Alfred Tennyson.

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Orson Scott Card
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Who could tell me if the Ancient Mariner was really supposed to be Ulysses as an old man?

OR:

Name a poet opiate and a poet laureate.

Memorize the Norton Anthology of English literature.

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advice for robots
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How can I know all there is to know about the literary roots of the great Harry Potter books?

Purely out of spite.

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Jonathan K.
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Wait, why did you shoot the shopkeeper?

I did it with a hammer.

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MEC
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why did you call it "Hammertime"?

ohhhhhhhhh yeah.

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Narnia
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You mean you like it when I massage your face with this tire iron?

Yes. Yes exactly.

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MEC
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So you're telling me that you like to eat catapillers?

Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.

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Frisco
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Hey, you think I could get my Hibachi back?

Oddly enough, it tasted like human flesh.

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Jonathan K.
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Did you enjoy the pope's funeral?

You eat the almonds seperately.

[ April 07, 2005, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan K. ]

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kaioshin00
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What do you mean I don't eat my M&M's right?

I got it for free.

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Khavanon
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How does a guy amass the wealth to put together such a vast collection of hub cap lawn ornaments?

quote:
According to YOU, everything I do is always wrong.

I spell it with an Z.

[ April 07, 2005, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Khavanon ]

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MEC
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why did you write down zit instead of it?

money, money, money, monnney, monnnnnneeyy.

[ April 07, 2005, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Stan the man
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IT'S DE'MON EY !!! AAA!!!

I just put it there to annoy you.

[ April 07, 2005, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]

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Khavanon
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Could you get that man eating lion away from my children?

Not until I see the goods.

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Jonathan Howard
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Give me the money.

You truly are stupid!

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Orson Scott Card
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You know how I avoid seeming dumb? I think, "What would >I< do?" and then I don't do it.

No, it's caused by a fungus.

[ April 08, 2005, 04:28 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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kaioshin00
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So the earth isn't pulled toward the sun because of gravity?

There's only 1 rule: There are no rules.

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Beanny
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Gee, I wonder... how many rules can be found in the constitution of Mount Wanahackloogie?!

Because there ain't no diamonds in the sky, Lucie.

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Orson Scott Card
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You say you want to marry me, and now you're digging in the ground. Why, John, why?

Even dogs won't.

[ April 08, 2005, 06:52 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

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Jonathan Howard
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"Why are you eating off the floor?", he asked me. Then, he added... What did he add, again?

Ah, BURN! Cremate! Incinerate!

[ April 08, 2005, 08:02 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Shigosei
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How do you want your marshmallows roasted?

Three chickens and a derivative.

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Jonathan Howard
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Aside you, what occupies your house?

Game over~!

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MEC
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something something, man, something something...

george.

[ April 08, 2005, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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Beanny
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How do you call that nice chap who built that big white house on the border of Virginia?

Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

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Swede
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What are you making for supper?

Childrens choir

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Jonathan Howard
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What was the thing David Willcocks ruined that belonged to him?

I'm so sleepy!!! (True, btw.)

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SteveRogers
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Q: Why did you just lay your head down on the stove? While it was on?

A: Theres a penguin in my room!

[ April 08, 2005, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]

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Swede
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I thought that was you in the suit?

It's raining too much

[ April 08, 2005, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Swede ]

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Beanny
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Erm...why are you wearing a sponge?

Because a muel isn't fertile!

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MEC
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Why do you think you can get paid for doing abortions on mules when you don't have a medical liscence?

(oh and btw, some female mules are fertile.)

Don't say I didn't warn you!

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SteveRogers
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Q: Do you think I should swallow this flesh-eating acid?

A: I don't want to go to the insane asylum!

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Beanny
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You know what happens to people who claim to be rocks...

Practice, my child. Practice.

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Anna
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Mommy, how can I become a Jedi ?

Because life is unfair.

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SteveRogers
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Q: Why did Bill Gates have his android super soldiers kick you out of his mansion intead of just giving you the billion dollars you asked for?

A: Twice. Once when I was seven and then again when I was ten. But not since then. I wouldn't dare attempt it once more.

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katharina
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Ever hotwire an airplane?

It's missing the paprika.

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kaioshin00
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What's the name of your band?

I gots the skillz that killz.

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SteveRogers
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Q: How did you beat that level? The guys health covered the whole screen! You couldn't see a thing! I'm serious! How did you beat that boss level?

A: I didn't mean to swallow it, I swear!

[ April 08, 2005, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]

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Honey, have you seen my retainer?

That's great, but the dog won't like it.

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SteveRogers
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Q: What do you think of this Darth Vader outfit I got for the dog to wear while we wait in front of the theater?

A: I'll meet you there.

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