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katharina
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Is this rabbit for dinner?

Take a bow, and try not to stab yourself.


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What were the last words of the Taliban Minister of Propaganda.


Horseradish or horseclelery.


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What is the perfect accompaniment to horse chestnuts?


Ambling and meandering...


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What two actions normally ascribed to humans can streams and bodies of water perform?

I've activated the crazy card. The white coats will be here any minute.


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Entering crazy card...

HE LIES!! THE PITIFUL EARTH-BOY LIIIIIIIESSSS!!!


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So what did your teacher say when you told her the dog ate your homework?

Plucky Germans.


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What would not be an apt description of Nazi's?


I said Methuselah.


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Metamucil?

Advanced Placement Tests.


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Can you say one thing to convince me that hell exists?

Lighting a match.


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What's the best way to enjoy a Saturday night?

Oh, I'm a naughty boy! Naughty naughty naughty!


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Damn it, Son!! Are you masturbating?


Crown me, my Queen!!!!!!


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Alter Eggo
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Want to guess what you screamed last night?

Jello and goodbye!


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Chess
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Does this stuff have alcohol in it?

I don't love thee.


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How do I love thee?


The porcelain god.


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Yebor1
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Where do a lot of these quotes belong?


Malignant Marcupial


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Bob_Scopatz
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Ever been to Koala Lump-ur?

Stretch, hold, and release.


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Yebor1
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What dont they tell you in lamaze(sic) class?

Lone Wolf


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Alter Eggo
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Yes..this is the President..what did you say your name was?

Halfway vertical.


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Remember the Verti-Cal diet slogan, "It can't make you completely disapear, but we can go...

Lumpy pudding in my ear.


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What is your favorite tactile sensation?


A good stuffed animal for a parrot.


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What that with you in all the pictures.

Flying monkey humping your leg.


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What do you think of my newborn child?

A light saber is waaaaaaaay sexier!


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WHy are you a Jedi Groupie?


Hamburger Hill with Ketchup


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Peanut Gallery
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(Playing Clue) Where did Ronald McDonald die?

The kittens....they're alive!


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Chani
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OH MY GOD!! what have you done to them YOU MONSTER!!!

Ooooayaagik (honk) aiiiee uuu koobee (screech) ooob payiipe.


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Eeerawk sooook leep (zip) eeeee aiiiiot uu?

3 . . . 4. . . 5 . . . 76. No . . . wait! 2!


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Why is Ray having so much trouble counting the toothpicks?

He does it at the drop of a hat.


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Polemarch
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How fast can I get Thor to sound confusing?

Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against...the bees.


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Mr. Polemarch, You've just won the Nuclear Arms race, what are you going to do next?

Butane, Charcol, and your Mother in Law.

Hobbes


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What are the different types of addictive substances?

I need some.


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What's with alcohol?

I can't get no...


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Have you any Grey Poupon?


Single and destined to stay that way.


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Tell me Father O'mally, what are your marital plans for the future?


Cornbread, nothing but cornbread.


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Is there a good one-word description of the south?

Singing in the dark.


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What is a gigalo good at making women do?


The left hand of silence


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Dan_raven
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Zen Master, which hand do you use to make the sound of one hand clapping?


Corporal Tunnel Syndrom


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Yebor1
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What is another name for the fear that a women's vagina is real? (trutunaphobia)

She's pregnant.

[This message has been edited by Yebor1 (edited May 24, 2002).]


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Dan_raven
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What was her excuse for beating 15 men to within inches of their lives, cursing like a sailor and invading Lithuania?


Munch a bunch


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What is she doing on her carpetbagger trip?

C is for Scotland, that's good enough for meeeeeeeeeee


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How do the Spanish say "Yes" to a trip to Scotland?

Rocky XII.


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What movie can you finally understand what the heck Sylvester Stallone is saying?






Clipping his toenails and taping them onto a letter to Emily, who loves him.

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What is bigfoot doing with those hedge clippers?

Well, ya shoved it in my face!


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Why did you bite off my nose?

"Never, Morris. When the cows come home, all bets are off."


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Mom, can I milk the sheep today instead?


This is how you remind me.


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You didn't sell that large nuclear weapon I told you to hold onto, did you?

BACK! STAY AWAY FROM MY BLOOD!!!!

(Dan_Raven, you don't actually happen to know a Father O'Malley, do you? There's one who teaches at my school. He's also written like 100+ books.)


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Hey Dracula, mind if I drink this?

It's dirty, dirty rice!


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It can't be that bad, George. I mean, it's not like it's porn rice!

Well, we got the sheep through but I dunno abut this camel...I'm gonna need some monetary persuasion.


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Is it really easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven?


Must have my walking stick!


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What are you going to do about that fat gangsta lurking on your porch?

not now


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How do you feel about deep fat fried crickets?

6 doves and two wolfs plus a feather of a ducks back.

Hobbes


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