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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Jonathan Howard
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posted April 14, 2005 01:35 PM
Where do you live?
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MEC
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posted April 14, 2005 01:48 PM
Hey, what's that over there?
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advice for robots
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posted April 14, 2005 01:49 PM
Say that again?[ April 14, 2005, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: advice for robots ]
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HesterGray
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posted April 14, 2005 02:29 PM
Do you want me to cut your hair?
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Raia
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posted April 14, 2005 02:30 PM
Why did you take the sock off your head?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 14, 2005 03:09 PM
Crucifiction today?[ April 14, 2005, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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Megan
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posted April 14, 2005 03:12 PM
You know you're not supposed to mix bleach and ammonia, right?
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advice for robots
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posted April 14, 2005 03:20 PM
Would you mind shaving my back again?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 14, 2005 03:30 PM
Would you like me to destroy the World?
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BryanP
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posted April 14, 2005 04:03 PM
Did you know I didn't shower this morning?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 15, 2005 02:45 AM
You seem to be as regular as clockwork, bowel-movement-wise.
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CaySedai
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posted April 15, 2005 02:48 AM
Is it true that only five people in North American haven't heard of your books?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 15, 2005 02:49 AM
I've only been selling my urine online for a few weeks, but I'm already flooded with more orders than I can fill. Why?
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CaySedai
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posted April 15, 2005 02:51 AM
Are you ready to ride the roller coaster?
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rivka
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posted April 15, 2005 02:58 AM
What do you think you'll have for breakfast?
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CaySedai
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posted April 15, 2005 03:04 AM
(shouting) What's for supper?
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Swede
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posted April 15, 2005 04:00 AM
Were are you going with that wheel?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 15, 2005 07:59 AM
You know it was Einstein who came up with E=(mc^2)/SQRT(1-v^2/c^2), right?[ April 15, 2005, 08:00 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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MEC
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posted April 15, 2005 08:01 AM
Why again, did you want to build a reverse shrinking machine?[ April 15, 2005, 08:02 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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Swede
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posted April 15, 2005 08:31 AM
What did you say when you waked up on the White House lawn?
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SteveRogers
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posted April 15, 2005 08:42 AM
Q: You realize you just played The Immigrant Song, by Led Zeppelin really loud. Do you realize why you shouldn't have done that?
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Swede
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posted April 15, 2005 08:49 AM
Why can't you eat more than four spaghetti straws at a time?
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Xavier
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posted April 15, 2005 11:47 AM
Did someone just lick the back of my neck?
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advice for robots
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posted April 15, 2005 12:06 PM
What's a sound strategy for mounting a revolution in the Swamp?
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HesterGray
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posted April 15, 2005 12:52 PM
What's the worst punchline you've ever heard?
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Sartorius
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posted April 15, 2005 12:56 PM
Why am I sitting in this catapult, Boromir?
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BryanP
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posted April 15, 2005 05:13 PM
Have you seen my baby? I can't remember where I put her....
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SteveRogers
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posted April 15, 2005 06:30 PM
Q: Why do you see everything in black and white?
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MEC
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posted April 16, 2005 08:37 AM
man, that person that keeps saying spaghhhhhhetta and marinarrrrrrrrrrra, is really getting on my nerves.[ April 16, 2005, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: MEC ]
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rivka
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posted April 17, 2005 01:00 AM
How do you feel about OSC?
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Enigmatic
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posted April 17, 2005 01:08 AM
Shouldn't the Apocalypse be happening soon?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 03:42 AM
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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rivka
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posted April 17, 2005 04:00 AM
So, will my house be ready in time for Pesach?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 04:04 AM
What do you get when you fill balloons with macaroni?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 04:05 AM
Where can you go to watch lions tear and devour I-Pods?
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mimsies
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posted April 17, 2005 04:12 AM
What is your favorite hairstyling substance?
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Orson Scott Card
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posted April 17, 2005 04:29 AM
If you can't have a Shakespeare Bye-Bye-Birdie, what fifties-style musical comedy would you like to see in an Elizabethan version?
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mimsies
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posted April 17, 2005 04:31 AM
WOW, your Venus Fly Trap is HUGE! What do you feed it?
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Zotto!
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posted April 17, 2005 04:34 AM
So, Tarzan, in light of our recent discussions of adopting new public attitudes for old, could you give me your honest opinion about the health and related physical attractiveness of this little pig here? [ April 17, 2005, 04:35 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
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mimsies
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posted April 17, 2005 04:39 AM
SIT DOWN! You keep jumping up and looking under your cair. What is WITH you?
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Morbo
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posted April 17, 2005 04:44 AM
I thought the match was over, why are you wading back into the jello?
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mimsies
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posted April 17, 2005 04:48 AM
I thought you said your date was only staying for dinner. Why is he crashed out on the couch?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 17, 2005 05:37 AM
Did you just fart?
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MEC
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posted April 17, 2005 09:15 AM
You just one the super bowl, what are you going to do now?don't .
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Megan
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posted April 17, 2005 09:20 AM
So, tell me again why you're drinking cream straight?
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MEC
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posted April 17, 2005 09:26 AM
Let's stick stuff into liquid nitrogen!
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Megan
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posted April 17, 2005 11:02 AM
Do you think I should say, "I don't think that should go there," or perhaps, "I didn't realize they could get so big"?
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HesterGray
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posted April 17, 2005 12:34 PM
Do you actually enjoy looking for four-leaf clovers in the desert?
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rivka
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posted April 17, 2005 12:35 PM
You say the front page had nothing but dobies?
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