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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 12, 2005 10:01 PM
My grandmother's dying and I don't know why... Four days!!!!!
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theCrowsWife
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posted July 12, 2005 10:27 PM
How long were you in labor? It's in the phone book.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted July 12, 2005 10:09 PM
What are you trying to sell to my kids?!? It's slobberin' time!
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BunnV
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posted July 12, 2005 11:33 PM
How do you think we'll find a cure for the Chicken Pox? Deux ex machina, duh!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 12, 2005 11:36 PM
So what car does Zeus drive? Not a Saturn.
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BunnV
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posted July 12, 2005 11:43 PM
What would you say makes the best toast? Sure, if you sprinkle enough hair on it.
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Hamson
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posted July 12, 2005 11:52 PM
Mind if I pop this DVD in? Seems like that would be bad for the computer.
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Icarus
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posted July 12, 2005 11:57 PM
Hey Hamson, wanna cyber? The Wizard of Oz
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 12, 2005 11:58 PM
Do you know there's a farmer in the dell? He took a wife, child, cow, pig, goat, and chicken.
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BunnV
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posted July 13, 2005 12:03 AM
Did he take advantage of the huge sale at Walmart? No more than 3 this time!
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 13, 2005 12:08 AM
To simplify math, we are assigning a new value to pi; what should it be? Nesselrode pie.
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Hamson
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posted July 13, 2005 12:32 AM
What's that floating in my orange juice? Last year when I steechered in the ocean.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted July 13, 2005 04:18 PM
When was the last time you bathed? You can always pour some tabasco sauce on it.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 13, 2005 04:26 PM
What should I do when my sister-in-law gives me the cold shoulder? I'm just glad to see you.
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Sopwith
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posted July 13, 2005 04:34 PM
What's with the funny look? I swear, that's the way I found it.
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BunnV
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posted July 13, 2005 10:59 PM
You used Google!?!? Write it in permanent marker.
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Hamson
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posted July 13, 2005 11:58 PM
What should I use to write 'BunnV likes to eat children' all over your house when your away next weekend? I forgot to answer!
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BunnV
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posted July 14, 2005 05:46 AM
Why didn't you say anything when I asked you if you had good memory? Posters, posters, posters!
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Hamson
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posted July 14, 2005 09:48 AM
What rhymes with toasters, toasters, toasters? I only did it because he did it too.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted July 14, 2005 03:31 PM
Why are you naked in my tub thumbwrestling with my brother? Your actions speak for themselves!
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Orson Scott Card
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posted July 15, 2005 02:31 AM
I keep hearing voices describing what I'm doing, but I can't see anybody talking. What's going on? ComicCon in San Diego.
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kaioshin00
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posted July 15, 2005 05:29 AM
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? It was supposed to be fun.
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BunnV
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posted July 15, 2005 05:59 AM
Why'd you set me on fire?! Just put a little elbow grease in it.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 15, 2005 08:40 AM
WAITER! There's a FLY in my SOUP! A three-legged Dodge!
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Youth ap Orem
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posted July 15, 2005 02:36 PM
What do you call the alien who controls the tripod from War of the Worlds, when he tries to avoid getting drafted? It always turns green and starts to smell like my feet.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 15, 2005 02:54 PM
How can you tell if the cream cheese has spoiled? Forty-two
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Megan
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posted July 15, 2005 02:57 PM
What is nine times seven? Ok, but this time you wear the tutu.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 15, 2005 05:24 PM
What did the swan tell the hunter on their honeymoon? Nine times seven is not 42.
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Sopwith
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posted July 15, 2005 05:27 PM
What do you mean I bought a really cheap calculator??? If the shoe fits...
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 15, 2005 06:11 PM
What do you mean my sneaker size is 9x7? That's not your cheese.
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Hamson
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posted July 15, 2005 11:56 PM
Why won't you let me cushion my tennis shoes? If we're on the top of a skyscraper.
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BryanP
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posted July 16, 2005 01:31 AM
So under what circumstances can we join this so-called "half-mile high club"? Yeah, um, maybe something or.....well, I'm not sure but, I think I would...that is if you want to, but not if you don't....though if you do, then, yeah, definitely.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted July 16, 2005 10:59 AM
Are we going to be decisive, for once? Spider-Man!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 16, 2005 03:26 PM
What is a modern impression of a centaur? Because OSC said it's 42!
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Goo Boy
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posted July 16, 2005 03:30 PM
Why do most people here say it's 47? It should take about a billion more years.
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theCrowsWife
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posted July 16, 2005 03:34 PM
How long till the sequal to Lovelock comes out? Ah, the smell of grass.
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citadel
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posted July 16, 2005 08:40 PM
Did you take your shoes off again? I slipped on a mustard covered banana peel.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 16, 2005 11:02 PM
My you smell divine tonight! And is that a new dress? Right next to the cloak.
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BunnV
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posted July 17, 2005 07:10 AM
Hey, where'd you put your time machine and Big Foot? I think you mean the guy with no torso.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted July 17, 2005 07:26 AM
Is this a bust? I call that planning a head.
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BunnV
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posted July 17, 2005 07:50 AM
Did I tell you I bought a skull that can tell the future? I was standing right in front of you the entire time.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 17, 2005 08:44 AM
Did the invisibility potion work? No, it's in Mississippi.
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BunnV
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posted July 17, 2005 09:03 AM
Isn't that river in Mexico? You forgot that my hand was in there.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 17, 2005 11:17 AM
Which is more popular, the author of "Ender's Game" or the Ace of Spades? In a minute, dear.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted July 17, 2005 01:19 PM
When will we call the guy to fix the dishwasher that's been dead for the past three years? Because I never expected the ending to be so.
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Hamson
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posted July 17, 2005 01:50 PM
Why do you end your sentences while still incomplete? The new Harry Potter.
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Tante Shvester
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posted July 17, 2005 01:53 PM
Why were there a bunch of kids in black robes storming the Wal-Mart at midnight? It's like a pimple, only bigger, and more painful.
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Hamson
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posted July 17, 2005 02:07 PM
What would an explosive hemisphere look like? Gah! The things!
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