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sarcasticmuppet
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My grandmother's dying and I don't know why...

Four days!!!!!

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How long were you in labor?

It's in the phone book.

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Youth ap Orem
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What are you trying to sell to my kids?!?

It's slobberin' time!

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BunnV
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How do you think we'll find a cure for the Chicken Pox?

Deux ex machina, duh!

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So what car does Zeus drive?

Not a Saturn.

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BunnV
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What would you say makes the best toast?

Sure, if you sprinkle enough hair on it.

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Hamson
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Mind if I pop this DVD in?

Seems like that would be bad for the computer.

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Icarus
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Hey Hamson, wanna cyber?

The Wizard of Oz

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Do you know there's a farmer in the dell?


He took a wife, child, cow, pig, goat, and chicken.

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BunnV
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Did he take advantage of the huge sale at Walmart?

No more than 3 this time!

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Tante Shvester
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To simplify math, we are assigning a new value to pi; what should it be?

Nesselrode pie.

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Hamson
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What's that floating in my orange juice?

Last year when I steechered in the ocean.

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Youth ap Orem
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When was the last time you bathed?

You can always pour some tabasco sauce on it.

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Tante Shvester
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What should I do when my sister-in-law gives me the cold shoulder?

I'm just glad to see you.

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Sopwith
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What's with the funny look?

I swear, that's the way I found it.

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BunnV
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You used Google!?!?

Write it in permanent marker.

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Hamson
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What should I use to write 'BunnV likes to eat children' all over your house when your away next weekend?

I forgot to answer!

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BunnV
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Why didn't you say anything when I asked you if you had good memory?

Posters, posters, posters!

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Hamson
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What rhymes with toasters, toasters, toasters?

I only did it because he did it too.

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Youth ap Orem
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Why are you naked in my tub thumbwrestling with my brother?

Your actions speak for themselves!

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Orson Scott Card
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I keep hearing voices describing what I'm doing, but I can't see anybody talking. What's going on?

ComicCon in San Diego.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

It was supposed to be fun.

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BunnV
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Why'd you set me on fire?!

Just put a little elbow grease in it.

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Jonathan Howard
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WAITER! There's a FLY in my SOUP!

A three-legged Dodge!

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Youth ap Orem
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What do you call the alien who controls the tripod from War of the Worlds, when he tries to avoid getting drafted?

It always turns green and starts to smell like my feet.

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Tante Shvester
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How can you tell if the cream cheese has spoiled?

Forty-two

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Megan
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What is nine times seven?

Ok, but this time you wear the tutu.

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What did the swan tell the hunter on their honeymoon?

Nine times seven is not 42.

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What do you mean I bought a really cheap calculator???

If the shoe fits...

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Tante Shvester
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What do you mean my sneaker size is 9x7?

That's not your cheese.

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Hamson
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Why won't you let me cushion my tennis shoes?

If we're on the top of a skyscraper.

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So under what circumstances can we join this so-called "half-mile high club"?

Yeah, um, maybe something or.....well, I'm not sure but, I think I would...that is if you want to, but not if you don't....though if you do, then, yeah, definitely.

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Orson Scott Card
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Are we going to be decisive, for once?

Spider-Man!

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Jonathan Howard
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What is a modern impression of a centaur?

Because OSC said it's 42!

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Why do most people here say it's 47?

It should take about a billion more years.

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How long till the sequal to Lovelock comes out?

Ah, the smell of grass.

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Did you take your shoes off again?

I slipped on a mustard covered banana peel.

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Tante Shvester
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My you smell divine tonight! And is that a new dress?

Right next to the cloak.

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BunnV
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Hey, where'd you put your time machine and Big Foot?

I think you mean the guy with no torso.

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Is this a bust?

I call that planning a head.

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BunnV
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Did I tell you I bought a skull that can tell the future?

I was standing right in front of you the entire time.

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Tante Shvester
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Did the invisibility potion work?

No, it's in Mississippi.

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BunnV
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Isn't that river in Mexico?

You forgot that my hand was in there.

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Poker?

What a card!

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Tante Shvester
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Which is more popular, the author of "Ender's Game" or the Ace of Spades?

In a minute, dear.

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Jonathan Howard
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When will we call the guy to fix the dishwasher that's been dead for the past three years?

Because I never expected the ending to be so.

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Hamson
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Why do you end your sentences while still incomplete?

The new Harry Potter.

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Tante Shvester
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Why were there a bunch of kids in black robes storming the Wal-Mart at midnight?

It's like a pimple, only bigger, and more painful.

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Hamson
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What would an explosive hemisphere look like?

Gah! The things!

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Tante Shvester
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What smells?

Nope, it's in my other pocket.

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