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Tante Shvester
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Why do they call her "Mother Goose" anyway?

I said NO! Well, maybe...

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Do you want to commit crimes against humanity with me?

Only if it tastes like aspartame.

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Hamson
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Would you kill for the insides of a Unicorn?

I can do it 10 times as fast! And get less foot aches while doing it!

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What did you brag about in the last onanism thread?

I'm not drunk enough.

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Wanna rent a Kevin Costner film?

It's all about water.

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What's the best thing about 2000 leagues Under the Sea?

Mushiness is grand.

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Tante Shvester
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Can you sum up, in three words, why you think you are the right candidate for the position of Hallmark card poet?


Here I am!

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Hamson
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Who's the one who thought it would be funny to put all of this powdered jello in my boots?(and who has over 700 posts in less than 2 months)

Edit: alright, in the time it took me to type this, you made 6 more posts.

I'm not even gonna answer that.

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Do you like my dress?


You and all the other broccoli eating people in the world!

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Tante Shvester
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Who farted?

I'm shooting for the prolific poster award.

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Why did you just splatter that entire plate of spighetti and meat balls onto the wall?

Uhhh...that's why they invented Aluminum Foil.

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Tante Shvester
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How do you keep Saran Wrap from melting into your food in the oven?

He's on top of the clock tower.

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Hamson
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Where's the baby?

The place we're at is pretty big.

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Jonathan Howard
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Where's Big Ben?

"Flattery Twats", the sign said.

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Tante Shvester
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These biscuits are delightful! What did you say they are called?

Not just any rabbit, a GIANT rabbit.

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Jonathan Howard
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Please define the English player Gough.

Breep.

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Don't you hate how the government has censored profanity in our spoken language?

I don't know if I enough teeth to do that.

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Tante Shvester
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How would you like to be our new goalie?

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves.

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Why do we always fight, Popeye?


That's what the bear said.

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Hamson
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Where did you say we traced that string of earthquakes to?

Edit: you know what, Im tired of people posting seconds before me [Grumble]

Because I did it too quickly.

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Why does your drawing of this house look like cookies?

I don't know how to play the piano.

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WHY DO YOU ARE SO NOISY ?

I took my BFG9000 and erased all those monsters who didn't get out of my way.

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Honey, where are the kids?


The frosting is melting!

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Jonathan Howard
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Break a paradox.

That was the Hertzprung Diagram.*

*Astro-mathematical joke.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you hear the one about George Jetson's dog and Euclid?

Thank you, I think I will!

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Here, take this tube of toothpaste and smear it all over the kitchen floor.

Erm... didn’t you mean to ask bachelor #2 that question?

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Hamson
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Here, take this bucket of pudding and chug it in 3 minutes. Or I'll kill you.

Edit: If anyone else posts 30sec before me, Im quitting. [Grumble] [Wall Bash] [Grumble]

Well the robot agreed with me...

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Tante Shvester
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Why did you rent "Plan Nine from Outer Space" instead of "The Seventh Samurai" like I asked you to?


I'm going to mutter, bang my head against the wall, and mutter some more.

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Hamson
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How about I get you a blanket, and you lay down on the couch while you get over that nasty concussion?

Winning the Prize!

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Tante Shvester
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What do you hope to acheive with all these beggardly questions?

If you insist.

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Hamson
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Can I keep all the calculators I find when cleaning your house?

Kangaroos are not intended for children under the age of 12.

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Tante Shvester
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Do you sell kangaroo jockey helmets in children's sizes?

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Hamson
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Have you qualified to enter into the underground Hatrack Pig Latin club?

I hope everybody is watching Conan.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you find a good daycare center for your little barbarian?

Not with your fingers, please.

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Is it ok for me send you email?

I'm older than you think, my friend.

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Tante Shvester
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Are you really the only octogenarian accordianist in town?

It's called radio.

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Holmes, behold! A clue! What is this large murder device...and from is that horrific noise coming?

Clearly, you've been spending too much time playing bridge with Saddam.

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Wait, you mean to tell me that the guy with the worst facial hair DOESN'T always get to lead?

Crap! The banana pudding gives me away EVERY time!

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Are you "Swamp Thing" again this year?

Sometimes it's black but it likes being red most of the time.

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How's your checkbook balance?

John, Paul, George and Ringo.

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Who do you think are the four greatest composers of the twentieth century?

OR: What do you call those four long hairs growing out of your nose?

I think your G string is a little flat, Mr. Guitar Man.

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Megan
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Hey, kid, why are you tugging on my pants?

Only if you'll let me leave when it's over.

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How do you like my musical speedo?

edit: Drat you Megan, beat me to it.
try: Wanna see my slide show of my families trip to Hoover Dam where they tried to leave me behind, tied to a cement block at the bottom of the lake, but were stopped and arrested for hazardous waste dumping and it made the national news and such? Huh, huh, do ya? Let me remove the gag and loosen up the chains so you can answer.

That is an image that burns the eyes.

[ July 22, 2005, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

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Orson Scott Card
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No matter where I look, why do I see Michael Jackson starring in a remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

Because Marilyn Manson was already scheduled.

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Tante Shvester
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How do you like my "Still Life with Habaneros"

It's like a mole, only juicier.

(edit: Drat, our host beat me!)

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For OSC:
Why on earth did you get George Carlin to entertain for your daughter's birthday party?

For Tante:
Why do you use squirrel meat in your stews?

Yes, but that only works if you turn it on first.

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Tante Shvester
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Did you try Ctrl-Alt-Delete?

Right.....NOW!

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So, when are you leaving for your month-long backpacking trip through the Andes?

Green, I think. Green and blue.

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If I blow in her ear, will she follow me anywhere?
edit: Ok, that one was really late. try?

Is it less easy being Purple or Pink?

Try a mouth wash first.

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For having so many lights in my bedroom, it sure is dark in here. I think I may have to get ahold of customer service.

Smokin' salmon!

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